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I'd be your side piece

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. Juice

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    Yeah but I think Macaulay Culkin falls until the most bizarre category that I do not understanding: so ugly that some women think hes good looking, kind of like Adrien Brody or Adam Driver.
     
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    I forgot one...Jon Hamm. Scruffy, clean, Don Draper or cult-leader from Kimmy Schmidt...I don't care. I'd do horrible, nasty things to that man.
     
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    So I used to want to bone Eric Church. Then I saw him in concert and I think I may be stronger than he is so...I dunno. He's a firm maybe.
    I follow Ryan Reynolds on Instagram and yeah. I'd happily do wonderful dirty awesome things to that man.
     
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    Charlize Theron. Mostly so I can give her shit about Sean Penn while I'm fucking her.
     
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    I feel Sean Penn still wins in this situation.

    Going off OITNB alone. Ruby Rose if she is taking dick at the moment.
     
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    I'd say Scarlett Johansson but I dunno if she'd be afraid to get her hair messed up or not... so I'm leaning towards Jennifer Lawrence (circa 2012 or so).

    Then I remembered Sofia Vergara exists and I forget about the rest.
     
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    Absolutely Jennifer Lawrence, if she were ever interested in boning a guy twice her age. Halle Berry would be a nice second choice.
     
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    [​IMG] Enough said.....
     
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    You shut your whore mouth about Adam Driver.

    I'm taking this thread VERY SERIOUSLY and answering for specifically fantasy side pieces, because there have already been people mentioned that I would love to have a full-on romantic relationship with (namely Jon Hamm), but assuming I'm a dutiful side piece that doesn't have to deal with them as people that much: Jack Kerouac, Neal Cassady, Kurt Cobain, Bill Clinton in the 90s, and Chad from the current season of The Bachelorette even though he goes against everything I stand for when it comes to giving men sex.

    Then there are guys who I would love to be the kind of side piece that ruins them sexually, emotionally, and mentally, like Paul Ryan.
     
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    Dana Delany. But, only if she wears the miniskirt from Moonlighting.

    If not, Margot Robbie circa Wolf of Wall Street.
     
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    If ever a man deserved to be shattered by a woman in all the ways a woman can bring him to his knees - Ryan is it.




    but he looks like he fucks like a weasel.
     
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    He is perhaps the only man on this earth who inspires me to want to pee on his face.
     
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    I think the cruelest thing a person can do to another is make them fall in love, and not reciprocate.

    A close second is to intentionally make them fall in love, humiliate them, and dance on the shards of their dignity.


    I would love to see him endure the latter.
     
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    Mia Kirschner hands fucking down. Jesus Christ, send me an angel.
     
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    You mean Jake Ryan and not dead-eyed Eddie Munster, right?

    There is a lot of "Eye of the beholder" shit I will allow in life but I draw the line at Adam Driver. I simply refuse to accept that Rob Bottin creation as good looking. He simply isn't. At all. Ever. No matter how drunk you can possibly get while rubbing vasoline in your eyes.
     
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    It's not necessarily that he's physically good looking, he just has sexualité up the wazoo and that's miles more important.
     
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    Rachel McAdams, Anne Hathaway, Anna Kendrick, Helen Mirren (do you think she still gets it on?) and Jennifer Aniston. I know, but I have explicit permission for her. My wife told me one day while we were watching one of her movies "I love Jennfier Aniston. If you ever get the chance to sleep with her you better do it." Sure, 'cause that will happen.

    Okay, mostly Anne Hathaway though. She projects that good girl image, but she's naughty.

    Side note - my wife owns a restaurant, and there is a couple who are regulars and the wife looks just like Rachel McAdams. She is hands down the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in person.
     
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    I repped the first person who brought him up with the same thing. Don't need to be good looking to be sexy.
     
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    Eva Green and Kate Beckinsale.

    And I've loved Kate Beckinsale since Much Ado About Nothing.
     
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