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I'd Fuck Me

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Sep 27, 2013.

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  1. DannyMac

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    I thought about posting in here, but then I think us lurker types talking about which (of the many) Tibette's we would be interested in sleeping with would just come off as really creepy.
     
    #61 DannyMac, Oct 4, 2013
  2. xrayvision

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    I think that just depends on if you follow through. If you somehow find out where they live, go there and tell them that you like their internet personality and are there for some sexin', yes that would be creepy. But I think that would go for anybody here, not just lurkers.
     
    #62 xrayvision, Oct 4, 2013
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    There goes my weekend plans. Hopefully, I can get those SkyMiles back.
     
    #63 DannyMac, Oct 4, 2013
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    Yeah, and naming people you would murder is completely normal. But suggest having sex with them? Totally creepy. Just do what I do - hope someone names you in the "Fuck" category, and then PM them pictures of your junk every couple hours. Keep changing the angle though, so you can say it's artistic and what not.
     
    #64 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 4, 2013
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    Also, if you do it in black and white, it more classy n shit.
     
    #65 xrayvision, Oct 4, 2013
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    I'm Indian (feather), Italian and Irish you boob. Derp.

    I've been thinking about this since I bumped the thread.

    Fuck: Chater AKA Kojak, he is my Boss here after all so it kinda makes sense and it is how I got the job in the first place.

    Marry: Bewildered. Two words. Food. Porn.

    Kill: There's two of you I would happily push off of a cliff. One of which has been mentioned in this very thread, same spot, a few times already.
     
    #66 shegirl, Oct 4, 2013
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    Ahem.
     
    #67 happyfunball, Oct 4, 2013
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    And my family is into donkey shows. This relationship just might work after all.

     
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    Maybe a youtube video...
     
    #69 john_b, Oct 4, 2013
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    Totally right, we only post pictures of our various hot body parts so that people talk about not finding us sexually attractive.

    Kill: Everyone.
    Fuck: Everyone.
    Marry: I don't have time for marital duties while I'm fucking all these dead bodies.
     
    #70 Roxanne, Oct 5, 2013
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    There is no sensation that compares to a cold anus entering rigor mortis around your engorged cock.
     
    #71 Aetius, Oct 5, 2013
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    Wait.

    I need to add Aetius to the 'fuck' list. Because timing is impeccable, and the witty retorts just do me in.
     
    #72 shimmered, Oct 5, 2013
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    Fuck: I'll be pathetically (at my own expense) honest: All of the TiBette regulars.

    Yes, her. You'll have to duel me for her. Or at least you would, if only she hadn't been gone for over a year and a half... (sniff) But thankfully we still have:

    Agreed; I'm a lover, not a fighter. Hopefully adding you to the marry list won't get me a... (doorbell rings, one of North Las Vegas' finest presents me with a TPO) Meh, I tried.
     
    #73 TJMax, Oct 5, 2013
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    Annabanana has made me question why I don't glitter my boobs daily. I should totally start doing that.
     
    #74 mya, Oct 5, 2013
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    I've wondered this quite often too, but when I wonder it out loud I'm usually shushed, slapped, etc. Some people can't take constructive criticism, even when I practice it myself.

    The "black and white" porno I usually see isn't that classy, it seems exploitative and usually has a lot of racial slurs...
     
    #75 mav_ian, Oct 6, 2013
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    You glitter your boobs?
     
    #76 bewildered, Oct 6, 2013
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    On occasion, when the mood takes me. But they're sad, hairy man-boobs, not nice, happy lady boobs.
     
    #77 mav_ian, Oct 6, 2013
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    I'm sure there's a bear out there who would love to nuzzle up on dem man tittays. Keep your head up brosky.
     
    #78 bewildered, Oct 6, 2013
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    That's what I'm afraid of. I mean, I'd want to be the bear, but I'm not nearly manly enough. Not cute enough to be a twink either. Being gay seems like way too effort for me, I could never compete with even the mainstream types either; I have neither the gym-body, fashion sense, nor the intellect to be competitively attractive in the cartoonish subcultures TV tells me the gays conform to. If I was gay I'd be fucked, except I wouldn't which would be the problem.

    Anyway, even though y'all were probably done with this, I suppose I should make up for going off-topic:

    Fuck: AlmostGaunt's a chick, right? Oh wait... But that avatar?

    Marry: This one's a little hard -as am I- because I can have trouble to differentiating members (lol, members). Both guys and girlsl; for a while I was confused why one dude I was arguing with would go bi-polar and turn around and agree with me, until I realised it was two people who just shared the first letter in their username). So I'll just go with Roxanne. Why?
    That's hawt and I'm sure we can work something out. I mean, it should be self evident that's why I'd choose her in the first place. That and the booty thread.
    Or -after a quick scan of my control panel for rep and the booty thread- I'll change it to happyfunball. Yeah, let Roxanne take AlmostGaunt's place (I'm sure she's flattered), happyfunball sounds like someone that'd cheer you up to be around.

    Kill: Alright, no more givesiesbacksies, switching around or changing my mind. I think I'd have to say Durbanite, but only out of mercy, he seems unhappy a lot of the time. Not trying to make an enemy of you, dude [I was just trying to make a joke at my own expense earlier, since I drop in and out of these boards], so I'll make it an opt in thing, like assisted suicide maybe. If it gets all too much, and the pain is unbearable, we'll head out to the desert and I'll do the humane thing...
    Although perhaps in that situation I'm supposed to refer people in need to relevant services, I dunno. I forget.
    Man these questions are hard, and I'm sobering up...
     
    #79 mav_ian, Oct 6, 2013
  20. dieformetal

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    Fuck: Every female on this board. I can't think of a single pic I've seen in the booty/boobie thread that made me think "Oh, no way..." I realize this is probably lazy of me, but I prefer to think of it as a complement to the women of the board.

    Marry: Absolutely no one. After the falling out with the fiancee (and the rather viscous child custody battle that ensued) the very thought of marriage terrifies me.

    Kill: There's no one here I really can't stand. Well, Nitwit, but he's gone now (Thank Christ).
     
    #80 dieformetal, Oct 7, 2013
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