Last night I went to sleep with a score of 57 - 97. It is currently 102.98 to 97. To everyone who laughed at me for taking Tom Brady with the second pick. Spoiler Fuck. You.
Someone in my league with the ridiculous scoring settings has both Brady and Welker. Brady was worth 114 points and Welker was worth 43. Let's hear it for crack induced fantasy settings!
What the fuck is up with this trade? Moreno and Hicks for Rivers and Ward? Really? What's the point differential on that?
~50 points. I put up a trade request on here and nobody got back to me but him. He needed a solid QB, and frankly I'm fine with giving up Rivers. I looked at my schedules and my QB by committee is going to work fine given the matchups on any given week. I needed better W/R help, so I grabbed a half decent RB and stud WR for a stud QB and half decent WR. Who do you think is favoured here? I know you're probably just cumming in your pants seeing Rivers moved, but there's no way I'm moving my 2nd round pick unless I think it's worth it.
I didn't care about Rivers, nor did I cum in my pants. Spoiler "I have Brady bitch." I missed the part where your Roster was half QBs. Nevermind then, carry-on.
Who the fuck is Casey A's Closet Skeletons? It's fucking week 2 and you're starting an inactive Colston and an almost certainly inactive Dez Bryant? IT'S FUCKING WEEK 2. Oh well, I probably would win anyway but... fucking still.
Fuck you. Sincerely, the guy who had 97 points in said game and had his QB have 5 fucking turnovers. I hope you enjoy Colston's performance this week.
You would have won anyway, also I was going skydiving this morning for the first time so I was completely fucked checking my fantasy teams. I was more concerned writing my last will and testament as black guys don't jump out of planes very often. Well not voluntarily, so fucking sorry. I'm pissed as you are, but no one currently on my bench would have done me shit and we have such a delay on waivers I was fucked 3 anyway. I put waivers in for two guys I think will produce in the future. We'll see what the fuck happens. I didn't know Julio Jones was going to be fucking useless. I don't know what the fuck I'm thinking leaving in the Chargers D against my QB, They have -2 pts. Week 2, I'm not worried. Will make some moves, and play smarter football.
So now I lose Jamaal Charles, my number one pick, for the season, along with Manning. I mean, I probably wasn't winning the league anyway, but c'mon, this is ridiculous.
Huzzah! I randomly picked up Chiefs WR McCluster last week. Now with Charles out, he's not only going to be getting throws, but alot more carries too. Now I just need to win a game. Fuck I wish my draft hadn't sucked so bad. Oh well, at least I have 1st waiver priority again this week.
Put Kolb in for Eli Manning and of course Eli throws for 4 TDs and 0 interceptions. Check my team at 1:30 and Hillis is inactive, great.
Ben Jarvus Green-Ellis did nothing for me this week. And apparently this CAR WR actually isn't going to get anymore tic after a great game last week so I got absolutely nothing from that position. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck. And I sat Darren Sproles. Bullshit.
Fuck this leading the league by at least 30 pts and being 1-2 shit. Fuck it all to to hell. Something has to start going. Darren Sproles and Sean Payton's play calling and clearly informed me he is not to be on the bench ever. Back pick-up of Lafell fucked me. I have a terrible bench.
Hey Chater, nice undefeated team you got there. Only one in the league, actually. Shame if something were to happen to it.