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Idiot Board Fantasy Football Leagues

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by iczorro, Aug 8, 2011.

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  1. Arms Akimbo

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    I forgot Sebas was drafted 17th overall in 2000 (the same year Tom Brady was taken at 199th). Anyway, I'd rather lose this week where even had I made the right subs, they still wouldn't have given me enough points to win than where I lost in week 1 by something like 8 yards.

    Going to try picking up some rando's this week and see if any pay off or at least show some promise. In the meantime, Josh Freeman needs to never give me a week like this again.
     
    #141 Arms Akimbo, Oct 11, 2011
  2. Parker

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    I really need Brandon Marshall to be a man of his word here.
     
    #142 Parker, Oct 17, 2011
  3. zyron

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    I sure hope not. Just catch one touchdown Marshall.
     
    #143 zyron, Oct 17, 2011
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    Thanks for that fantastic tackling job, Miami. Way to lose my week for me.

    Who am I kidding, my team is awful.
     
    #144 goodlife23, Oct 17, 2011
  5. Parker

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    I mean this is the nicest way possible.

    Fuck you.
     
    #145 Parker, Oct 18, 2011
  6. Parker

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    Anyone want Carson Palmer? Hm? Anyone? Listening to trade offers.
     
    #146 Parker, Oct 19, 2011
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    YOU HAVE BEEN AVENGED!
     

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    Also, anyone need an RB?
     
    #148 hotwheelz, Oct 25, 2011
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    Me (if this is for the free league) - I have two guys on Byes.
     
    #149 Durbanite, Oct 25, 2011
  10. Parker

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    Going once? Going twice?
     
    #150 Parker, Oct 25, 2011
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    Anyone but Arian Foster. I'd like a WR.

    And Parker, I'll give you Matt Bryant.
     
    #151 hotwheelz, Oct 25, 2011
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    Dear Payton Hillis, please take the sand out of your vagina and play a fucking game already.
     
    #152 zyron, Oct 30, 2011
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    If I lose this week because of Jermaine Gresham's gametime scratch for a sore vagina, I will be so mad.
     
    #153 MoreCowbell, Oct 31, 2011
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    I'd like to take full responsibility for the following players having either awful seasons or season ending injuries since being on my team is the fantasy football version of the Madden curse:

    Peyton Manning
    Jamaal Charles
    Philip Rivers
    Percy Harvin

    I'd also like to preemptively apologize to Jordy Nelson and Fred Davis, who will undoubtedly start sucking/tear an acl now that they are regular starters for me.
     
    #154 goodlife23, Nov 1, 2011
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    JERMAINE GRESHAM CAN LICK MY TAINT. Lost by a fraction of a point.
     
    #155 MoreCowbell, Nov 1, 2011
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    My team has been spiraling downward. Lack of RB's right now, got bad info that Mattews was going to play, and then Heyward-Bey was basically the Raiders' #4 receiver today for some reason.

    You can add up my starters PLUS my bench and it still wouldn't come close to your score.

    Somehow I am poised to take the lead in the TiB Free League however. Least I'm winning somewhere.
     
    #156 Arms Akimbo, Nov 7, 2011
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    This is the most impossible league I have ever played in to get a RB.
     
    #157 zyron, Nov 7, 2011
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    ... I'm listening. Got a QB or WR?
     
    #158 hotwheelz, Nov 7, 2011
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    I have Addai, LT, DeMarco Murray, and Moreno I'm willing to move for RBs.

    I don't know why everyone bitches about not being able to pick up on waivers. You have the option to trade... You just choose not to use it.
     
    #159 Vanilla, Nov 7, 2011
  20. Parker

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    I'll be sitting in a room full of Bears fan praying to God that Matt Forte doesn't earn 27 points. I would have also beaten both Patriots fans in the league. I will be Patriot King.
     
    #160 Parker, Nov 7, 2011
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