My kingdom to the person who can find the thread where Kung Fu Mike and Bunny alternately flirt with some dumb girl and tell her how the other one isn't to be trusted. I'm pretty sure it was an advice thread. I distinctly remember one of them telling the girl that the other was likely to beat her into a bloody mess with a pillowcase full of nickels.
So would you guys use his tears as lubricant, or as a sort of before dinner drink? Huge difference between enjoying and obsessing.
Spoiler Okay, we can all see as plain as day now that you are indeed the coolest guy alive. Your stone-cold will to not drop this has been a fun ride, but there comes a time when one must throw their racket into the net because this debate with you is the equivalent of being in a dead-end relationship with an idiot. "What do you think?" "I don't know, talking about things that happened just seems so emotional." "Umm.....you okay?" And to further prove that you are wrong in the first place, here are messages I have received lately: The last one was YOUR green dot. Note the pattern? This isn't MY fight. It's YOUR fight. YOU are the minority. ...and you are what we call "Owned."
The last page of this thread my be the most pathetic thing I've seen since the last time I jerked off. Good find on Crown's part.
Classic stuff: <a class="postlink" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090628000343/http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=27043" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://web.archive.org/web/200906280003 ... hp?t=27043</a> " If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and shits like a duck, then your sister is a whore."
It's easy when there's this much emotional investment and desire for validation. It's like a one man wahoo.
There were so many funny members on the TMMB/RMMB, that the exchanges between posters was usually hilarious. Not that you folks aren't funny, but there's less. Of you. Funny. And stuff. Obviously I'm not one of them.
If Bunny were anyone but Bunny, she'd have made it maybe a month before everyone got sick of reading nothing but the shit like what's in the 'my sister's thinking about sucking dick' thread and she would have been flamed out the door with constant deliberately mysoginistic posts. She very occasionally had a valid point, but the way she could turn every thread into a feminist issue was mind boggling.
Yeah, plus that girl could shit up a toilet. Fuckin' porcelain was smoldering hot after that round. Oh, GOD. Why are these photos still readily available?! NSFCMC http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/2398564503/ Say what you want about Bunny, but she was crazy and insufferable. Her meltdowns were hilarious. Luckily the internet never forgets. Someone here posted those meltdowns maybe a year ago. Awesome. I have no pity for someone who refuses to medicate themselves.
So, was it men she hated more or women? I'm confused seeing as she enjoyed fucking both. I never had an issue with Bunny personally, but she seemed to get pissed off at one thing, then cheer the same thing on in a different thread. Is she not into Buddhism or something now? I remember reading a link somebody posted on here not long ago and she was quoting Buddha constantly with her posts. Hitch is a really cheap way to sound deep.
There was a lot of slingblade like guys on the old board who hated women and not in a 'I'm joking' kind of way. Do you remember the threads Tucker started on the advice board about his method for getting laid? Bunny basically decided she was going to champion feminism and smite every misogynist on the board. Now, why she brought that shit up every other post is a mystery to me. She didn't hate men or women, she just liked to draw threads that had absolutely nothing to do with feminism into that arena. I remember I went to her website once and it was so bad I had to stop reading after a couple paragraphs. That girl took everything way too seriously.
Somebody told me she has a book written too now. Anybody care to donate some title ideas? THAT should be fun.
"Are You There, Manic Depression? It's Me, Lithium: The Pop-up Version" "Sometimes I Cry For No Reason" "He Only Loves Me When He's Drunk" "I Can Change Him" "Women Don't Like Me Because I'm the Cool Girl" "How You Too Can Pretend to Be Bisexual" "Arguing for No Reason: One Woman's Life with No Opinions of Her Own" "I Cut Myself"