I've just decided that I will have accomplished nothing in this life until someone can ask "I wonder what JPrue's up to?" and have my lone Wikipedia link as a response.
Holy crap (pun intended), my favorite thread ever is available: http://web.archive.org/web/20090408065709/http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=19642 Meh, only a few pages seem accessible. But those few pages had me almost crying with laughter.
Boom. <a class="postlink" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090916082255/http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=27669" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://web.archive.org/web/200909160822 ... hp?t=27669</a> A lot of the pics won't show up depending on if they were uploaded or linked, but a good amount do.
<a class="postlink" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090406223736/http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?s=b823d3e80fe0f7564b93f6a896208ada&t=19271" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://web.archive.org/web/200904062237 ... da&t=19271</a> There it is. EDIT: Apparently it's only the first post. Damn. That thread was priceless.
So it seems that he's busy being pretentious and annoying the entire country now, not just us. That's nice. That guy's head is the definition of a "punch-me face".
Another classic, The John Fitzgerald Page Thread Everyone start using the URL tags so the pages stop getting fucked up.
Spoken by the guy that could punch him into the next universe. Thanks to whoever found this stuff. To many of us, especially the longtimers, it's like opening a TMMB/RMMB photo album.
I remember my first few days I was banned because he said something super-pretentious to me on a movie opinion and I told him I won't be talked down to by thirteen year olds, not knowing he was a Scene Celebrity. Banned. As far as his head... I would like to know when Jack Johnson had an affair with Frankenstein. Geez Louise Listen to me. That bad taste is already re-infecting us.
I have never, ever read this. I only know about h, not the actual thread. I'm waiting until I get home. I am opening my best bottle of weed for this. Could somebody do me the great favour if trying to find Cloud Starchaser or Joey Porsche?
Zyron was ballsy enough to confess to me first: the force of habit caused him to try and log in. Anybody else have a reflex like that? Did anybody try and rep someone yet?
You mean finding the thread, or finding the page? Because last I heard, Cloud is in jail after stalking Ivanka Trump.
This is the man with which people are enamored. A cretin so dense with his own self he hasn't figured out he wipes his ass incorrectly. Whoever taught him to wipe standing played the best joke on a kid that keeps giving 3 decades later. What's worse I learn that the majority of the men in my age group stand to wipe, thusly clapping their shit streaked, hairy hams together and smearing it worse. FAN-tastic. This is like Christmas to me. But better.
What was amazing about that debate is tht it was clear that both sides had clearly never even considered that there was another option. Which they shouldn't, because obviously you sit.
The threads. I missed out on both of thembut heard great things. So for the first time ever I read the John Fitzgerald Page thread. That was quite a funny put-down, but did he ever read the Board? You guys also Wahoo'ed his homepage as well, didn't you? The fucking photos of him being a background extra were fucking mint. My god. I'll never forgive myself for finding that earlier.
I am almost positive he wrote to Tucker and am pretty sure he logged on, but it was awhile ago so does anyone else remember?