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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. Fernanthonies

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    I thought we had all already accepted this as fact.

    I know you owned my ass at Frozen Synapse. I still need to challenge you to a rematch.
     
    #201 Fernanthonies, Aug 6, 2011
  2. Gravitas

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  3. hotwheelz

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    [​IMG]
     
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  4. Gravitas

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    You look pretty bad ass, Wheelz.

    I have come to the conclusion that there is a serious dearth of quality rim job gifs online.

    For hooker:
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    Some random gifs.

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    #204 Gravitas, Aug 6, 2011
  5. Ins

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    But...
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  6. hotwheelz

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    I'm kinda high right now.
     
    #206 hotwheelz, Aug 6, 2011
  7. dixiebandit69

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    No shit! Is that a cigarette or cigaweed? (it could be a hand-rolled cigarette. I used to do that.)
     
    #207 dixiebandit69, Aug 6, 2011
  8. hotwheelz

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    It's weed
     
    #208 hotwheelz, Aug 6, 2011
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    Fuck you, and every last smoker on this board and the face of the earth, for being able to use that shit and function. One hit and I turn into a befuddled, paranoid statue.
     
    #209 StayFrosty, Aug 6, 2011
  10. hotwheelz

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    You're so frosty, you need to chill out.

    HAHAHAHAAAA
     
    #210 hotwheelz, Aug 6, 2011
  11. dixiebandit69

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    I agree with StayFrosty. You are lucky that you can function on weed, because I've given it the old "college try" for years, and I am still stumped as to why anyone would want to use that substance. I refuse to do it anymore. I haven't smoked weed in about 4 years, and I don't plan on doing it ever again.

    But if it works for you, that's great.
    So who rolled it for you?

    And I can't get enough of this song. (this version, anyway.)
     
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  12. DrFrylock

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    So I was at the bookstore and picked up Ben Mezrich's Sex on the Moon, which is the book-length version of this article. Short summary: Interns steal moon rocks from NASA and attempt to sell them. Mezrich is the guy who wrote Bringing Down the House, which was turned into the movie 21, and The Accidental Billionaires, which was turned into the movie The Social Network.

    It's a fun, quick read. Got through it in about three-and-a-half hours. He sold it as a movie even before the book came out. I am fascinated by the story and so I was eagerly awaiting the release of the book.

    It's probably about 80% true. I wonder which 20% is an exaggeration. Annoyingly they've changed the names of two of the co-conspirators, which seems a little ridiculous given that two seconds of Web searching reveal their actual names.

    Mezrich paints the NASA co-op as the coolest job ever, basically a working summer camp for hot nerds from all over the country. This may be true. I'm slightly jealous. Where slightly = a lot.

    The co-conspirators follow. First, the mastermind dude (on the right):



    Next, the chick he was banging while he was still kinda-sorta married to some other chick:



    Bonus if anybody can find her Facebook; the above is the only picture I could find of her. And finally, the platonic friend who nevertheless came along for the heist:



    This book and movie is going to turn the dude into the next Frank Abagnale. Oh, yes, stealing moon rocks is bad, but he went to jail and now is out, so all is forgiven. Fuck, he's already doing ersatz TED talks. Looks like his (ex-)girlfriend is still publishing in biology.

    Amazing that all three of these people will be immortalized on film, played by hot actors and actresses, while the NASA scientists that do the actual work of learning about the universe would never have been in any movie were it not for this incident.
     

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  13. DrFrylock

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    Fuck, they'll give anybody a medical marijuana card these days. What did you tell them, that you have 'headaches?' Carpal tunnel? Glaucoma?
     
    #213 DrFrylock, Aug 6, 2011
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    Dude, you're a fry you could totally smoke with me.
     
    #214 hotwheelz, Aug 6, 2011
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    Well I'm fucking hammered so here's some boobs
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    and ass

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    The sweet ass party on the lake is gonna happen in a few hours so I'm gonna go to sleep.
     
    #215 iamduffy, Aug 6, 2011
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    I have a set of them and never use them, they noticeably alter the flavor of whatever you put them in, not good for scotch IMO. I feel bad for the GF because she got them for me, and while an awesome idea, do not work in practice.
     
    #216 Frank, Aug 6, 2011
  17. hooker

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    I'm loading up on pancakes and coffee before Beerfest.
     
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    Silly hooker. Everyone knows biscuits and gravy are the perfect breakfast before a day of hard core drinking.
     
    #218 Noland, Aug 6, 2011
  19. Angel_1756

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    I have never understood the concept of gravy for breakfast. That's just bizarre.

    Hooker - have a wicked time at Beerfest. Have a beer or six for me!
     
    #219 Angel_1756, Aug 6, 2011
  20. Crown Royal

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    I guess Despression is a real go-to at those California clinics. MOst of the doctors that give out those cards are usually pot smokers themselves, so if you know the right guy to go to then they're usually happy to help out (after you fork over about 100 happinesses or so to him).

    I know first hand it does help arthritis and migraines, but I think in Wheelz' case I think his issues are visible enough. "What's that tube in your throat, Cheech? A new type of one of those "bongs" as you whippersnappers call them?!?! I wasn't born yesterday!"
     
    #220 Crown Royal, Aug 6, 2011
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