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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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    That girls face makes her look far younger than I feel appropriate with the way her tits make me feel.
     
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    Kitchener's Oktoberfest is the biggest one on this side of the Earth. It's an hour from my house. Near my birthday.
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    Here's the largest tent at Oktoberfest called Concordia. It holds well over 10,000 from what I'm told. I want to go for the keg tapping this year:
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    In the American south, when you're talking about biscuits and gravy, you don't mean turkey gravy, or beef gravy. It's not something you'd eat for dinner (well, except because it's delicious). It's sausage gravy. It's light, creamy, white... uh oh.

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    I tried biscuit 'n' gravy in Georgia. It looks awful, but I liked it.

    As a man of the North however, I cannot grasp the concept of grits. They're just plain gross to me, and when I asked that they not be served with my breakfast the waitress looked at me like I gave away the ending to a movie or something.
     
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    Light? I am assuming you mean in color because there is nothing light about sausage gravy. I eat it and can feel my arteries getting clogged and my life being shortened.
     
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    Oh, I know biscuits and gravy. I just don't agree that it is a valid food.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/</a>
     
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    You... YOU... I don't even. I thought we were cool, miss. I am ashamed to know you.

    It is both a condiment, a food group, and a beverage. You will not besmirch its good name because of a few million unsavory, obese individuals. As a southern gentleman, know I will defend it's honor forthwith and all grievances sundry. Good day to you. *tips hat*

    Gerddamn yankees need some schoolun' der.

    Grits, for those that don't know, is milled corn. You throw it in a water and cream mixture to cook it like rice. Stir it so it doesn't turn into concrete then finish it with butter and salt/pepper once it's tender. To do them right, use plenty of butter... then plenty of cheddar cheese. It's polenta for Southerners. You can add whatever you want to grits without hurting them. For instance: shrimp and grits. Or smoked trout and grits. Or jalapeno grits.

    The ignorance in this thread is astounding. Now squeal for me, boy.

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    Found out the hard way this morning that my cat and dog are both scared of black people.
     
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    I'm sorry if maggots covered in cream doesn't appeal to me, but that's me.

    And calling a Canadian a "yankee" is like calling Wesley Snipes' mother an "astronaut". You just don't do it.
     
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    I freaking LOVE grits.
     
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    Somehow McDonalds makes the best fucking sausage gravy, I love their shit. I really haven't had it to many other places, particularly in the south. I don't think Bob Evans does it right.
     
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    I do, however, understand grits. Can we be friends again?
     
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    I can't see how you Canadians are shitting upon gravy and grits (granted I think gravy is disgusting) when you have poutine.


    Shit looks disgusting.
     

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    My parents met my brother's soon-to-be fiancee's parents last night. They are from Taiwan and big on tradition. So, my brother said they needed to bring the parents a gift. My dad just picked up a bottle of wine, assuming they drink it. They do not drink at all and were offended by the implication of giving someone WINE! Everything went downhill from there. My mom called me sobbing last night.

    I wish I could've been there because it sounded awesomely awkward.

    Poutine is Satan's diarrhea. That shit looks rank.
     
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    A lot of Asian people can't drink alcohol. Something about their bodies being unable to process it. They turn super red and some get sick.

    Could that be why they were offended?
     
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    Maybe. But they didn't say that. All they said was, "We don't drink." The End.

    Given the way this entire ordeal has gone, I suspect my brother knew their preference but didn't tell my dad.
     
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    Alright, so now that I posted that thisiswhyyourefat site, I have been looking at the images. Here is how to take poutine up a notch, a french toast poutine sandwich. Syrup mixed with gravy. If that wasn't created by somebody "under the influence" then I just can't even get my head around how somebody could think that could be tasty

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    It looks like a heart attack on a plate. And not worth it.
     
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    Biscuits and gravy are orgasmic to a hangover, while coating your arteries with lard.

    I did notice the Minaj/Gaga discussion and the squeamish confessions of secretly loving Gaga's music a few pages back. Minaj and Gaga are in cahoots to take over the Empire of Shit Pop Music. They both dress retarded, look like dudes, and are obsessed with penis props.


    Am I even allowed to post here dead sober? I haven't smoked or drank in over a week.


    My kids are watching HeMan. Okay, I am watching HeMan, they were just wondering why I was watching cartoons.
     
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