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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    My only problem with redwings is when you get a fat blood clot coughed into your mouth. If I told you what that was like, you'd never eat pulled pork again.

    Oh, is it the dinner hour?
     
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    I am sure Chater was so thankful that you offered to let him stay at your place for a weekend.
     
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    This place is even weirder/grosser than usual today. Kudos.
     
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    And I have no excuse. I just started drinking while watching the game.

    Is it just me, or does Lackey look like an asshole? Like, Dustin Pedroia is annoying and I probably wouldn't hang out with him, but he looks like an ok guy. But Lackey looks like the kind of guy who would call the cops on your party and smirk about it.
     
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    Shit, at least some of you have been drinking. I have just been sitting at work waiting for 6:00 to come. Fuck this 12 on 12 off schedule, my drinking time is severely crippled.
     
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    Did somebody say Top Gun Volleyball? Nothing like hopping in the YJ with your brahs and blastin' this tune in the summer.

     
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    Ha, that party is this coming Friday. Kind of a celebration all week, and the family is coming to town on Tuesday. Good times are coming next weekend.

    And my winging class, 15 Navy 5 Marine, are hosting a party at one of the bars down by the beach. We get a bunch of free booze and an open tab for having it at certain places, so I will without a doubt be late to next weeks party.
     
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    You get to drink one category of alcohol for the rest of your life: beer, wine, or hard liquor (with mixers). You drink only from that category to the exclusion of the other two.

    Which one do you chose? Why? Ready, and go!
     
    #269 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 6, 2011
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    Haven't sat down with a bottle of vodka and a goal in awhile.

    UFC and some Arnold Palmer's. Here. we. GO!
     
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    How can I surprise-bikini wax my girlfriend? Anyone know how to make chloroform?
     
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    This. I used to hate her shtick but her rapping talent can't really be debated.

    I'm DC chillin' this weekend. Checked out my house for next year, looks awesome. Now to get drunk.
     
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    so drunk. So sun burnt.
     
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    Ooph. That's a tough question, as I'm a booze pluralist. Every sort of booze has its time and place. But I think I'd pick beer, as it is pleasant/approrpiate for a greater variety of settings. No one wants to go into a dive bar and order wine, and sometimes hard liquor is a Camaro when all you want is a Honda Accord. Beer is reliable.


    Also, hooker, isn't every day Beerfest with you?
     
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    3 parts tequila to 1 part tumbler. Repeat about three times. You don't even need to jump naked out of the closet, hissing like a ghoul, holding a wet rag.


    Why not just cut my balls off. I need a beer as much as I need a whiskey, and as much as I need oxygen. It'd be like making me choose which child I sent off to be sacrificed... barring the instance that one of them is a freckled ginger.

    A summer without rum is as lowly as a winter without stout beer.
     
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    Scrambled eggs, bacon and mayo on toast, oh what a great comfort food you are.


    I need some comfort too while I watch what looks to be the Pirates 9th straight loss.
     
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    I probably go beer, too, for the reasons MC said.
     
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    Or as we in Florida call it, a Casey Anthony.
     
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    Not enjoying her landing strip?
     
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    Is she really hairy?
     
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