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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I'm up to episode 6 of Game of Thrones with my folks. Kind of weird to watch the lesbian porn scenes with my mom, who seems intrigued. Dad just looks out the window and says something about the weather.
     
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    I think I would get along with your dad.

    Earlier when Stranger Than Fiction was on with my dad his comment about Will Ferrell's and Maggie Gyllenhal's sex scene was:

    "I wanna see Maggie Gyllenhall's tits."

    Edited for me being retarded.
     
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    You think that's weird. I believe the movie was last house on the left, you know, the one with the 5 minute rape scene. Just me and my mom chillin in the living room while a poor girl is down in the dirt getting trained from behind. THAT was weird. You can only pretend to look at your phone for so long.
     
    #323 InspektorGadget, Aug 7, 2011
  4. Nettdata

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    This brought about a rather surprised and embarrassed "oh!"



    Dad went to get a glass of water.

    Joy.
     

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    Tonight was an utter fucking buzz kill. Too much soap-box preaching, not enough let-shit-go-and-just-have-fun. Apparently you're never too old for bullshit and drama.

    And so, I bid you all...
    [​IMG]
     
    #325 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    This disturbs me greatly.

     
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    What the fuck?
     
    #327 hotwheelz, Aug 7, 2011
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    I think a focus group was just fucking with Luvs.

    I hope so anyway. If not all we can do is put in the "America, as a concept, is over" column.
     
    #328 Gravitas, Aug 7, 2011
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    I'm giving myself a mullet before I get home from Europe. And getting both my ears pierced too.

    Just to freak Mum out a bit
     
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    He is. We are polar opposites.

    But satirious is right. If I didn't have him in my life as a calming influence, I'd probably spend my nights doing coke off strippers asses and my days playing XBOX, playing with myself, and being unemployed.
     
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    I like how I spent seven hours at Beerfest and this is the only picture I managed to take.
     

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    Is she dancing on a hearse?
     
    #333 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    She certainly is.
     
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    That's a little presumptuous on Beerfest's part, isn't it? Having one on stand-by?
     
    #335 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    Ha. They had EMS on staff and every time they walked by me I winked and said, "I'm sure I'll be needing you later." They weren't that impressed.

    Great Lakes Brewery parked the hearse there to promote their Devil's Pale Ale.
     
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    Why are you guys up this early, and why do you have to be so loud?
     
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    I have no good answer.

    I think I should go buy McDick's for breakfast. Nothing sounds better than a bucket of coffee and an Egg McMuffin.
     
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    Food porn for drunks with Sunday morning hangovers.

    [​IMG]
     
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    I have no desire to play at church this morning. None.

    I will pay anyone here a shiny nickel to take my place.
     
    #340 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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