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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. toddamus

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    The best hangover breakfast in my opinion is a big breakfast burrito. Give me a little green chile (New Mexican of course), eggs, a little chorizo and cheese and I am a happy man.
     
    #361 toddamus, Aug 7, 2011
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    My favourite has always been the plain old fashioned Egg McMuffin. I think it is the cosmic break of all McDonald's inventions.

    However, I think the Tim Hortons breakfast snadwiches kick ass as well, perhaps even more. They have less of an early grave-taste.
     
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    Tim Hortons has that weird spread shit they put on their sandwiches, though. It tastes like dirty sweat sock and rancid semen.

    Congregation full of +60 year old Dutch people and me on the organ bench.
    45 minute sermon on temperance.
    I felt judged.
     
    #363 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    Bacon, you fools. Bacon cures hangovers. Thick cut bacon, pan fried so it's just crispy around the edges and still kinda meaty. Yeah that works.
     
    #364 katokoch, Aug 7, 2011
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    I pretty much hit the ground running as soon as I got back from my trip. I had to get back my stolen money, open up a new account in a new bank, catch up on all my bills (which I didn't have enough money for), start applying for a new place in September, saw one of the apartments, start applying for full-time jobs, had two interviews, a trial run at one place, somehow fit a date in there, and had twice as much work as I usually do.

    Today, I still have to work at night, but I was really looking forward to basically sleeping the entire day and being able to catch up on two months' sleep for the first time without the screaming children of the camp that's held in the school yard/playground across the street walking me up way too early and continuing to scream throughout the day. I even woke up for a minute much earlier this morning to comment to myself how blissfully happy I was that it was so quiet.

    And then about twenty minutes ago my roommates blasted 4 songs that sounded suspiciously like house music, and the speakers are right next to my head on the other side of the wall so all I could hear was bass. For the first song I thought it was a car outside, but when I realized it was them I got so pissed. I was so tired that it was taking me a while to muster up the strength to go out there and bitch, but by the time I got to that point they stopped playing it. I thought it was good news but the damage is done, and now I'm awake. And incredibly cranky. Who does that? I love my room, and I love the amount of rent I was paying (before one of my roommates moved out two weeks ago and stuck us all with $200 more in rent each without warning) but god damn I cannot wait to move. Hopefully I find a place...

    And now all I want is McDonald's hashbrowns and there isn't one anywhere near me. Does White Castle or KFC have anything good for breakfast? I think I may need to get something to drink for work tonight. That is never not a good idea.
     
    #365 audreymonroe, Aug 7, 2011
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    I pity all of you and your McShit. Or maybe I'm just spiteful because McDonald's breakfast always give me enough gas to keep me uncomfortable for the smaller portion of the day that I won't be spending having the shits after eating it.

    Right now I'm eating a delicious toasted sandwich of bacon, egg, and Cholula. Home-cooked food, I'm lovin it!
     
    #366 StayFrosty, Aug 7, 2011
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    This has been an awfully food-centric WDT. What gives?
     
    #367 mya, Aug 7, 2011
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    I had cheese grits souffle for breakfast.

    mya, we are creatures of appetite. Just because these threads usually revolve around booze and ass doesn't mean food is not welcome.
     
    #368 Noland, Aug 7, 2011
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    HEADACHE, WHY YOU SUCH AN ASSHOLE
     
    #369 MoreCowbell, Aug 7, 2011
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    It's made me hungry for comfort food. Alas, I am too lazy to drag my bum to the store and do something about it.
     
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    As Nigella Lawson says, food and sex are both pleasures of the flesh.

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    I'd let her make me a sandwich.
     
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    Yeah. This guy. The egg McMuffin bothers me. Egg's don't look like that and they don't have the consistency of foam rubber. They griddle everything, how hard is it to griddle up a real fucking egg? If Denny's can do it, but you can't, there's something horribly awry.

    Last time I had McDonald's was on the road years ago. Worst car trip ever. Must have looked like I was smoking a bong with the windows rolled up. Ass clouds billowing out of frayed weather stripping around the windows as the car swerves anxiously within it's lane.

    But goddammit Big Macs are good. I made up a burger sauce last week from a recipe by one of the non-prick Chopped judges.

    1/2 cup mayo, 1/2 cup ketchup, splash of lemon juice, 5 roasted garlic cloves, touch of black pepper, 2 teaspoons of dijon. So much better than the Big Mac sauce. So there is no reason to ever go back to McDonald's.

    And now, McDonald's is the place to rock:

     
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    But he food makes the flesh a little too bountiful, and this is my current struggle. You guys aren't making my bowl of Special K cereal seem very satisfying.
     
    #373 mya, Aug 7, 2011
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    All the ingredients of "Special Sauce" consist of:

    1) Thousand Island Dressing
    2) Finely chopped onion w/slight mayo

    ....boom. *crickets* ...Real special. I have no doubt your mix would be better.
     
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    Eating the entire package of bacon yesterday was shortsighted. Deliciously, deliciously, short-sighted. Throw it with three eggs, some tomato and a little black bean mash, and you got yourself something there.
     
    #375 Nom Chompsky, Aug 7, 2011
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    For real. I can't stand that gloopy mess. Ever make your own mayonnaise? Kicks the living hell out of that jarred nonsense. Two entirely different condiments. Homemade mayo is silky, unctuous, flavorful. Helman's is the jiggly, cardboard tasting lard they sucked out of Jonah Hill's fetid jowls.
     
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    Bacon egg and cheese on croissant from Dunkin Donuts makes the world seem so much friendlier.

    Hangovers are so rude. Go away, jerk, no one invited you. I just want to watch Shark Week in peace.
     
    #377 MoreCowbell, Aug 7, 2011
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    And yet Mr. P's favorite! Why???


    I am not hung over. I am not stoned. I will go make a healthy breakfast consisting of eggs, homemade green chili, leftover roasted chicken breast, diced and wrap it into a warm, homemade flour tortilla. For my coup de grace, I will make iced hazelnut coffee with skim milk.

    I will tell myself how none of this would/could be possible with a hangover and I will try to believe it...
     
    #378 PIMPTRESS, Aug 7, 2011
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    Does any one else find the idea of eating chicken and eggs in the same dish vaguely unsettling?
     
    #379 Nom Chompsky, Aug 7, 2011
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    Ugh.
    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.viddler.com/explore/thechive/videos/543/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.viddler.com/explore/thechive/videos/543/</a>


    Edit- Video embedding fail. I guess it's fitting.


    I prefer my home made breakfast sandwiches. Eggs, sausage/bacon/ham, cheese on an everything bagel.
     
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