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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. toddamus

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    KI liked to brag about how awesome he was when he was 12, and was annoyingly defensive about his pre-pubescent accomplishments. BL1Y just filled the board with useless crap. I won't miss either.
     
    #21 toddamus, Aug 5, 2011
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    Because you know it's not real, but there's still that element of rough, dangerous, and dirty. Also, on a subconscious level, it means you are 'forced' into some of the most whorish behaviour imaginable, and you don't have to feel like a slut about it afterward, because you had no control.
    I was almost raped, and that is one of the scariest things I've ever had happen to me, but enacting the fantasy with someone you know and trust is a very different animal.

    Sorry if this is a thread de-rail
     
    #22 Chellie, Aug 5, 2011
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    It's the drunk thread. Anything but boobs is a derail.
     
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    It's more about consensual non-consent than about actually being raped.

    It's about relinquishing power to someone and being completely dominated.
     
    #24 hooker, Aug 5, 2011
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    Looks like The Girlfriend is closing at work tonight, so I get the whole night to myself to hang out in the man cave, drink rum jobs and Texas beer and do whatever the hell I want.

    I hate the fact that I live in a state where it's actually exciting to get to drink beer purchased in a neighboring state. Fuck you Oklahoma liquor laws.
     
    #25 Fernanthonies, Aug 5, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    As implied, for some women it's also about taking the fear out of one of the most horrible circumstances imaginable.

    Take skydiving -- nobody would ever actually want to fall out of a plane, but it's exhilarating to be able to have that magnitude of experience while being relatively safe.
     
    #26 Nom Chompsky, Aug 5, 2011
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    Man, I wish I could drink rim jobs tonight too.
     
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    What do I win for my 500th post being about rim jobs?
     
    #28 hooker, Aug 5, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    I dunno, how does the Husband feel about tossing salads?
     
    #29 Nom Chompsky, Aug 5, 2011
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  11. hooker

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    1) I never say no.

    2) Husband doesn't lick ass or let his be licked.
     
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    A free ass hole bleaching kit?

    See bleaching the anus doesn't really get to the root of the problem. The guy who finds a way to bleach poop will be a millionaire. Black people are lucky, theyre all set.
     
    #32 Juice, Aug 5, 2011
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    Haven't yet sucked on a shit-popsicle - but when I do, maybe I'll thank the guy that figures out how to bleach shit!
     
    #33 hooker, Aug 5, 2011
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    I don't know about bleaching, but the Mythbusters proved that you can polish shit.
     
    #34 Fernanthonies, Aug 5, 2011
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    So... when you polish a turd, it's an awesome polished turd.

    But... when you put lipstick on a pig, it's still just a pig?
     
    #35 hooker, Aug 5, 2011
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    You tell me:

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    It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.
     
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    Just pretend he would want to cuddle after.
     
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    Rape fantasies are common, even I like the idea of being completely at a man's will. I am in no way interested in a stranger attacking me and/or forcing me to do anything. I will make sure he regrets it. However, if Mr. P got all forceful...ahem, it would be exhilirating.



    Question about cars for you boys and girls: Is it sacrilege to chop the top of a classic? I am looking at buying a '72 Mercedes, mentioned in the R & R thread, and have gotten mixed commentary.

    Mr. P thinks dropping the roof an inch would make it sleeker, I have seen a few that this shop has done and they look pretty badass (they did an old Rolls, wish I had a picture!).

    The ultimate decision will be mine, as the car will be mine, I am open to ideas and such...
     
    #39 PIMPTRESS, Aug 5, 2011
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    El Fiance had flowers and chocolate delivered to my door.

    He's on deployment. And I've never actually had someone give me flowers. Shut up, I can cry if I wanna!
     
    #40 bewildered, Aug 5, 2011
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