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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    ok i'm done for now
     
    #421 Nom Chompsky, Aug 7, 2011
  2. Dcc001

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    That is, no joke, the best position EVER. Srsly.
     
    #422 Dcc001, Aug 7, 2011
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    Is that because a horse would be more attractive than the actual person you're fucking, or because you like fat chicks?

    Knowing you, probably both.
     
    #423 ghettoastronaut, Aug 7, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    I draw the line at fat horses.

    Dcc, I'm a big fan as well. I like positions that allow me to open it up a little bit.
     
    #424 Nom Chompsky, Aug 7, 2011
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    10 Kinkiest Cities In America

    I have to admit I'm intrigued and terrified by the nude chili cook off at The Ponderosa nudist camp in Indiana. Fear makes the chili better. Watch out for splash back when it bubbles.

    On a side note there are swinger clubs in Atlanta and Vegas with indoor pools. That is fucking disgusting. Just what I want to do is stew in tepid water filled with sex jelly, dick cheese, tequila, vagina juice, and enough sperm that it looks like ultraviolet plankton when the black light flips on. It'd be like I imagine Nom's bathtub. Complete with a hog tied white woman floating on an inflatable porpoise.
     
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  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Flipper? I hardly knew 'er!

    I'm awesome. And I fuck dolphins.

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    #426 Nom Chompsky, Aug 7, 2011
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    The kid next door just got a new amp and has been treating us to the bass lick from Seven Nation Army for the last 45 fucking minutes. I'm losing my shit. These are fucking concrete walls. Next house = detached.

    I'm looking for the loudest, most depraved porn I can find, to try and drown him out. I'm talking, "You suck that horse's cock while Muriel and I fist our father" porn. I want this kid scarred.
     
    #427 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    Delivered.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.efukt.com/20780_Ragegasm.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.efukt.com/20780_Ragegasm.html</a>

    Best. Site. Ever.
     
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  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Angel wtf I told you about those home movies in confidence
     
    #429 Nom Chompsky, Aug 7, 2011
  10. Angel_1756

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    It's all fun and games until someone gets horse cum in their eye.
     
    #430 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    Music please;

    Still Lovin' it. Drink it up!

     
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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    As I Lay Crying.?*





    *Jewel? As I Lay Dying? Not a big Faulkner crowd. I understand, he's not an easy read.**


    **Double reference
     
    #432 Nom Chompsky, Aug 7, 2011
  13. Angel_1756

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    Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Chompsky?
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    #433 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    Really, Boston black guy doesn't go for the "Fleshlight in August" reference. I'm confused.
     
    #434 NotaPharmacist, Aug 7, 2011
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    I am imagining some cigar-smoking New York type character (think the editor from Spiderman) yelling "CHOMPSKY! What the hell are you talking about?"

    The Jewy-sounding name really makes it work. "CHOMPSKY!"

    Man I should totally open up a smoked meat shop called "Chompsky's".
     
    #435 ghettoastronaut, Aug 7, 2011
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    Yea, right. Slogan. "If you don't like our meat, you can suck my pork Chompsky"!
     
    #436 Nitwit, Aug 7, 2011
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    Passed out last night mid UFC and well before denting my bottle of vodka.

    So I'll cap Sunday with a bottle of riesling, a stick of smoked summer sausage, and a block of extra sharp cheddar.



    Hilarity ensues when I put a thin piece of cheese on my dog's back. It sticks to his fur enough that he can't get it off easily but he LOVES cheese and doesn't give up. Silly puppy.
     
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    This has nothing to do with anything. It's relatively old. Yet it entertains me.
     
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    God dammit. I ventured outside to get some ingredients to make this magical vichissoise that audrey monroe talked up in the food thread and then heavens opened up on the walk back and I am now soaked. I blame ms. monroe entirely.
     
    #439 ghettoastronaut, Aug 7, 2011
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    He's right. That was my fault.
     
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