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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    I am fucking soaked.
     
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    But it's not raining in Toron...

    Oh. I get it. Naughty hooker.
     
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    It is raining like a bastard! Which means God is sending a message from the heavens about it being time to drink on the balcony.
     
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    New theme?

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    #444 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    My diet today has consisted of a breakfast sandwich, a burger from Shake Shack...and now I'm making chicken nuggets.

    MY BODY IS A TEMPLE.


    That new show Curiosity on Discovery that they advertised like crazy during Shark Week is fucking terrible. And that's despite me being a total sucker for pop science.
     
    #445 MoreCowbell, Aug 7, 2011
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    I prefer hide and go seek.


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    Oh... OH.. will it fit? Ohhh, good for you.
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    I think the girl in CJ's post there should be damn grateful that her fist isn't in your ass.
     
    #447 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
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    I think that one's a monkey trap; they hid some seeds or rocks in the first girl's rectum, and the fister is too dumb to let go. The slut hunters will be there any minute.
    Though in her defense, I'd probably fall for the same trick.

    This is the only song I know of that covers the subject of murdering jolly old Saint Nick, and it has a killer guitar solo. Enjoy:

     
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    What are people's thoughts on choking/breath play during sex? I admit that I like the idea of it, but the reality of letting some guy who already has a limited amount of blood flowing to his brain control my airways seems...unwise.
     
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    My husband's side is full of gingers and I always tell him that if our babies come out with devil hair I'm drowning them in one of his 10,000 lakes (he's from MN). He gets so mad at me.
     
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    Shit as hot. Especially so when used as a thrusting lever.
     
    #451 whathasbeenseen, Aug 7, 2011
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    I'm a big fan of gripping her throat during sex, but I don't apply pressure. It's more a psychological thing; I'd rather not risk a dead hooker situation.
     
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    The best orgasm I ever had was with a belt around my neck.
     
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    That's what chest freezers are for.
     
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    Yeah, I gotta agree with this. Lack of air kinda freaks me out, personally.
     
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    "You and me both, baby."

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    Pussies.
     
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    That doesn't make them alive - it just keeps them fresh.
     
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    I'm totally a pussy when it comes to breath play. Breath anything freaks me out.

    Pictured: Young Aetius

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    I've dated some girls who were into being choked/slapped around/tied up/etc. during sex, and that is just not my thing and I couldn't get into it.
    And I'm definitely not letting anyone do that to me.

    The way I see it, it's all fun and games until someone ends up dead, and then how the hell are you going to explain that to the cops, especially if it's the woman who dies?

    "No officer, I totally wasn't raping her. It was all consensual. Just look at that glazed over look of ecstasy in her eyes. And I definitely didn't keep going after she went limp."

    EDIT: At the VERY LEAST you are going to be under investigation for awhile, no matter who it is.
     
    #460 dixiebandit69, Aug 7, 2011
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