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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. Lasersailor

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    I don't often contribute in drunk threads, but...

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    Your avatar is Monica Bellucci wearing nothing but a pair of panties. Your argument is invalid.
     
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    Yeah, I thought it might be just me.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Yeah, I partially agree, but these guys have remarkable skill in finding the best pictures and gifs, especially the classy ones. I don't mind not having to weed through the nonsense.
     
    #504 audreymonroe, Aug 7, 2011
  5. hooker

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    Drinking and fucking are great topics. Even better visualized.
     
    #505 hooker, Aug 7, 2011
  6. Gravitas

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    I hate to admit it, but I have waded through a lot of dicks looking for good stuff to post here.
     
    #506 Gravitas, Aug 7, 2011
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    My cottaging buddy has thrown down the gauntlet. One game, winner take all. The stakes: the losing team buys the winning team's booze for our week at the cottage.

    My ass is toast.

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    #507 Angel_1756, Aug 7, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Me too, buddy.


    You lost me.
     
    #508 Nom Chompsky, Aug 7, 2011
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    I am loving Trailer Park Boys and a case of cheap, cheap beer after a day of work.
     
    #509 katokoch, Aug 7, 2011
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    Dialogue. Dialogue.

    Rum is good. Peace out, homies.
     
    #510 $100T2, Aug 7, 2011
  11. Gravitas

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    Why is E from Entourage the new voice of Best Buy commercials?

    Whoever thought that guy would make a good rep probably approved that Luvs commercial.
     
    #511 Gravitas, Aug 7, 2011
  12. JoeCanada

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    I'm in a hotel in the weirdest, shittiest little town. (Cache Creek, for you BC'ers). I've driven through this place a million times, but never stopped for more than 20 minutes. Turns out it's 90% motels, and I almost shit myself when I thought there was nowhere to buy booze here on a Sunday... finally found a little cold beer and wine store. All is good.

    So... what's up guys?
     
    #512 JoeCanada, Aug 7, 2011
  13. Gravitas

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    Don't try to start a conversation with us.

    Tits or gtfo.
     
    #513 Gravitas, Aug 7, 2011
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    My fisting pictures are poetry! You wouldn't edit DH Lawrence would you?! I'm kind of to blame. Ever since I put up 1 Guy 1 Jar, it's been downhill with people trying to one-up that sexiness.

    You know, I fear that Toronto meeting some of you were talking about. It's going to be biblically bad. Sodom and Gomorrah bad. Look how sexually charged this board is. Unless all of you are completely full of it, something unspeakably greasy will happen. Never before has an orgy spun like the Tasmanian Devil, full of limbs and dildos, firing off sex jelly into random eyes, then turn into a black hole that occasionally prolapses to spit up a victim. City blocks will crumble, booze sales go through the roof. The Four Horsemen ride in on a storm cloud of scissoring souls.

    Fuck. This will be an awesome heavy metal song.
     
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  15. Gravitas

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    I want a full version of the black jesus book of revelations.
     
    #515 Gravitas, Aug 7, 2011
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    Yeah, because that's just not possible.
     
    #516 ghettoastronaut, Aug 7, 2011
  17. JoeCanada

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    The average person on this board:

    (Actual picture of KIMaster)
     

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  18. ghettoastronaut

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    What do you think of me? I got my braces off two years ago. That picture is totally off.
     
    #518 ghettoastronaut, Aug 7, 2011
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  20. iczorro

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    He's in one of my online favorites. He just about sends this girl into seizures when she gets up on the sink around 5:20.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.fucktube.com/video/14533/college-teens-in-hardcore-orgy-in-bathroom" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.fucktube.com/video/14533/col ... n-bathroom</a>
     
    #520 iczorro, Aug 8, 2011
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