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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Best rim job of all time:

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    Did someone say booty?
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    This one is for hooker.
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    I suppose...

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  4. Gravitas

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    Not rim jobs, but pretty pictures nonetheless.

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    And a gif for good measure:

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    In the spirit of the Jersey Shore going to Italy:
     

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    Ever ordered a salad to-go and asked for the dressing on the side...only to come home and find it doused in dressing? I always ask for on the side because I think most places use it way too liberally. My healthy snack is no longer healthy. I should've just had cheesecake for dinner. Oh, white problems.
     
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    I don't know anything about rim jobs, but I'm drinking some pretty delicious rum jobs right now:

    [​IMG]+lots of Captain Morgan

    Fern's getting drunk tonight, folks.
     
    #107 Fernanthonies, Aug 5, 2011
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    Is your keyboard built into your desk? I'm confused. Also, I'm buzzed, go work wine.
     
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    God, my room mate is a fucking idiot. You're 19 and your mommy and daddy bought you a Lexus. Please. Don't talk politics to me.

    I know I am not the most well-versed person when it comes to politics, but I sure as hell know more than he does. Money don't grow on trees. Shut the fuck up.
     
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    Awww, did mommy and daddy only by you an Accord? Poor baby. Life is hard.
     
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    Wow, it does look like it's set into the desk, I would never have caught that.

    It actually just has a clear plastic bit running around the edge. Also, under the flash of a camera my desk looks way dirtier than it usually does. I need to do some cleaning.
     
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    My parents didn't buy me a car. What I'm saying is that he keeps making sweeping generalizations about "what is good for America" when he hasn't done a difficult thing in his life. It's annoying.
     
    #112 bewildered, Aug 5, 2011
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    I'd be more willing to bet even though they bought him a car he has a much much better grasp on how money works than a majority of people who've grown up being poor.
     
    #113 Kubla Kahn, Aug 5, 2011
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    I think that was a point, I also think that you should get a drink.

    I wrote the above sentence thinking you were implying the opposite (he knew less than poor people) despite reading your post twice, tonight will be a good night.

    Edit: and yeah, logic and a shitload of statistics would agree with you.
     
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    I don't know what the hell is going on anymore. Time for another drink!
     
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    I also think that I probably disproved any point I was trying to make.
     
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    That makes one of us, or two, or whatever will fill my glass, get on it.
     
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    Does anyone know the status of the Lebanese Canadians in Boston trip?
     
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    A funny story about 99 Bananas. On a high school spring break trip my buddy asked our alcohol hook up to get him a bottle because it is relatively cheap and has a high alcohol content. Our hook up had done a fair share of partying in his days but I guess never heard of it. When he couldn't find it in the store (Ohio didnt sell that high a proof at the time) he bought a bottle of APPLE PUCKER instead. My buddy refused to pay for it. Good times.
     
    #119 Kubla Kahn, Aug 5, 2011
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    I also am in need of another drink. Before that, though, I think I need to fix the fact that this thread is sorely lacking in some hot, hot asians.

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    #120 Fernanthonies, Aug 5, 2011
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