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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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    Good lord, usually I side with the buyer, but subbing Apple Pucker for 99 bananas? Unforgivable.
     
    #121 Frank, Aug 5, 2011
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    Okay, I'm calling shenanigans on the first one; no Asian woman has an ass that sweet. I think you snuck in a picture of a Latina and tried to pass it off as an Asian.

    I think this song is funny. Not necessarily truthful, but funny just the same.
     
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    At fenway for the first time...
     
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    Agreed.
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    And a special one, just for you, Fernanthonies...
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    #124 Angel_1756, Aug 5, 2011
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    And lo, I am brewing my own beer! Isn't it funny how I didn't get carded for the beer brewing kit, but I did get carded when buying all of the latch-top bottles of beer in which I will store my delicious homebrew?

    I have, like, 2.5 litres of this latch-top beer to drink through before the beer is ready for bottling. Who'd have thought beer was such hard work? God, I need a beer.
     
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    It took me a while, but somehow I finally masturbated to this.

    Eye Bleach!

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    And here is one more I think we can all enjoy.

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    Man, for some reason I had a hard time with this post. Didn't think I was that drunk yet.
     
    #126 Fernanthonies, Aug 5, 2011
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    My buddy Mojo gets in town tonight. He is the friend I mentioned in the drunk thread, that just survived having a soccer ball sized tumor removed from his liver.

    He is excited to hit our favorite watering hole. I cant say that if I was medically unable to drink I would want to go to a bar. But hey to each their own.
     
    #127 McSmallstuff, Aug 5, 2011
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    Got a jimmy, spent half an hour trying to open my fucking car.

    Someone called the cops on me, so they showed up, found out I wasn't trying to steal the car, and got the fire department. They then opened my car in about three minutes. They laughed at my ghetto-ass setup of doorstops, a rubber mallet, and a jimmy and told me that my car had protection against such an unsophisticated lame approach and that my attempts were futile.

    If anyone happened to be in Yuma today and saw a retard in a blue shirt fumbling with a piece of steel, that was me.
     
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    I've posted Adrenalynn before. She has a certain, ahem, attribute that is unmistakable. She could be a Bond villain. Or star in Lord of the Rings porn version.

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    God Bless that nasty, nasty whore. I would have loved to have watched that tattoo session.
     
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    It's like a little magic scroll around her butt. What a lovely sentiment to whoever the fuck Jarrod is.
     
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    I'm going to suggest not wearing any New York paraphernalia, being black is a bad enough start there, expect Bill from Quincy to tell you about how he works with 'guys like you'.
     
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    Wow. Imagine being the guy that did that tattoo.
     
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    "Jeeeeesus christ I hope this bitch didn't eat any beans yesterday."
     
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    "...write faster, write faster, oh Jesus Christ, something's rumbling..."
     
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    "...Did...did her butt hole just wink at me?!"
     
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    Too much whiskey! My eyes are burning!
     
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    You do know what whiskey is for drinking, not for swimming in, right?
     
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    You're suppose to drink the whiskey, not pour it in your eye, amateur.
     
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    whiskey whiskey whiskey whiskey
     
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    Eye bleach time? Yeah, eye bleach time.

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    One more for those of you who aren't into the whole 'soul' thing.

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    Now for more rum, or do I switch it up with some Coors Light...
     
    #140 Fernanthonies, Aug 5, 2011
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