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IIIII'M Pickin'-Out-A-Drunk-Thread, FOR YOU! 8/5/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Aug 5, 2011.

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  1. CarbonCopy

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    My brain is so fried from work today I think I got drunk just opening my beer.

    You know how when someone gets a tattoo they want to show it to everyone? Think that chick did the same thing?
     
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    So some of us are thinking of doing a meet-up in Toronto. For those of you who are smart and don't broadcast your location but are interested in socializing with people who are a) axe-murderers, and b) too awkward to say in person what they say in text, dites-nous si vous en voulez participer.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    WHISKAY BOTTLES! Brand new cars, oak tree you're in my way...

    There's too much dope and too much smoke. Look what's goin' on inside yooouuUUUUuuuuu.

    Oooohoooo that smell...

    Err. Anyway. I made a pork pate today. Probably going to make a half ass Banh-Mi with it. Buttholes and sandwiches. Best WDT ever.

    [​IMG]


    Oh, you dirty girl.
     
    #144 CharlesJohnson, Aug 5, 2011
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    I brought my boxed wine supply to my parents' house this past weekend when my sister and her husband got in at 1am from Dublin.

    Time out, there's a gecko on my door. Fuck eww keep it away.

    Ok

    So.

    I got home and I was all feeling sad for myself for reasons that i won't get into. I brought the wine to share so I wouldn't drink it by myself. Both my parents were asleep in their recliners. I was surrounded by old people. Goddamn. Wasn't helping my feelings at the moment.

    SO i stook under the fan, put my zune on some tom petty, and watched the Tv with no sound on. And drank some wine.

    Then they woke up and I drank the rest of it with them.

    what I'm trying to say is tht im fucking out of wine and should have just srank their booze when i got there.
     
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    Where do you live? Is it too late to grab another box?
     
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    You're welcome to help me try to drink the crap wine I bought. Spiced apple wine? What the fuck was I thinking?
     
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  8. CarbonCopy

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    Is French a requirement? Because I only speak Southern. People in my own country don't understand me.
     
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    MIRA LA CACA!
     
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  10. Angel_1756

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    Does that mean "Show me the ass"?

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    #150 Angel_1756, Aug 5, 2011
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    Blue Dog, I thought you were all about the cajun french. Since you knocked up / married that Mexican chick, you've only been about the Spanish. What happened to you, man? You used to be cool. Except by "cool", I mean "french", by which I mean, not cool at all.
     
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    Seeing a tattoo there makes me wonder how she wiped her ass for the week that it was healing. I mean, she had to wipe, otherwise the fecal matter could cause an infection, and possibly ruin the tattoo. And if she wiped, then that goes against everything they tell you about tattoo care.

    Anyway, that reminds me of a couple of guys I knew in rehab. They both had tattoos on the inside of their lower lips. One guy's tattoo said "MARY JANE" with a pot leaf in between the words.
    The other guy's tattoo was supposed to say "RUTHLESS," but most of it didn't take, so the only discernable letters were "R" and "U," so it looked like it just said "RU."
    The funniest thing about the "RU" tattoo was that even though it was fucked up, he kept showing it off to everyone and saying it said "RUTHLESS."
    Funnier still is that the guy was anything anything but ruthless; he was a 19 year-old punk who was bullied and picked on constantly; hell, most of the inmates called him "Milhouse" (after Milhouse VanHouten from The Simpsons) because he wore glasses. For the record, I always called him by his last name.
    Suffice to say, neither of them were the sharpest tools in the shed.

    Yup, I've seen a lot of fucked up/unintentionally hilarious tattoos when I've been incarcerated.
     
    #152 dixiebandit69, Aug 5, 2011
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    After much study, I've decided the best Texas vodka is Tito's. Dripping Springs is second. Enchanted Rock is third. Savvy is fourth.

    When I saw that b-hole tattoo this song started running through my head for some reason.

     
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  14. bewildered

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    Walgreens is open 24/7. Hmmm
     
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    So is jail.

    If you get pulled over you have to show your boobs to us as penance.
     
    #155 CharlesJohnson, Aug 5, 2011
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    Well the rating has been officially downgraded. But hey, those corporate jet owners! Oh those corporate jet owners!
     
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    No, it means "Look at the crap/poop." "Caca" is not as harsh a word as "mierda," which is the spanish equivalent to "shit." It's acceptable for kids to say "caca," but not "mierda." (at least where I live)

    To say "look at the ass" would be:

    "Mira la nalga."

    In other non-ass related news, I just plucked out an eyebrow hair that was 1.75 inches long. I think it might be time I start trimming them. However, that is not the longest eyebrow hair I have ever grown. A few months ago, I had one that was 2.25 inches.
     
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    This is bordering on the excitement of last week's Beefy Phil vs. Super Bee saga.
     
    #159 Angel_1756, Aug 5, 2011
  20. CarbonCopy

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    Except that was entertaining.
     
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