Here is your holy grail: r/VolleyballGirls, but I don't think you can drink out of this one. Besides, all the ballers know that the best drinking chalices are circa Ponce de León - none of this "Pansy Ass of the Rings" nonsense.
There really is nothing better than loud angry make up sex after an argument. Well, except for your still slightly angry girlfriend going to work after and not having to see her until next week.
My night of mixing booze, pain pills, and ambien ended as well as can be expected. I woke up with a startle when I spilled the glass of wine I was clutching in my hand all over myself. I was also holding a box of frosted mini wheats which I must have decided to have for a snack. Not exactly fitting with the liquid/pureed diet I was supposed to be following. Oh well, could have been worse, lesson learned
The girlfriend and I are watching it too. Since you haven't seen it, I'll spoil it for you: Leo DiCaprio is Keyser Soze. Enjoy.
We found a place near us with go-karts. Seriously! Go-karts! We've driven by the place a hundred times, never knew it had go-karts. Turns out it has miniature golf, batting cages, a homebuilt narrow gauge railroad track complete with hand-made engine. The guy built all the stuff himself, other than the go-karts. He let the kids drive around while he gave me the tour and showed me how he built the stuff. $10 for the two of them to drive for about half an hour. Then we went to a classic car show. Now the kids go to bed and I get out the rum.
Pandora just sent me an email advertised their new comedy channels, which include "Urban Comedy" and "Working Class Comedy." Holy euphemisms, Batman! Also, new Muppets movie with Jason Segal? Yes, new Muppets movie with Jason Segal.
The fucking Mastador just hit me in the head with his giant skull. I now know what it feels like to get punched by a professional boxer. That fucking HURT.