Oh, and I'm assuming the theme is Father's Day. So, since these ladies took their clothes off to get back at their fathers, this goes with the theme.
College World Series this weekend! Nothing like drinking and tailgating from 8am - ??? The entire city turns into one huge week long party, its awesome. flabongos at 9AM Spoiler our plinko board / drinking game. at the bottom are different shots Spoiler over 28 cases of beer and 300 jello shots were consumed. Spoiler
What's that, apartment leasing company? I never sent in an application for the lease that I'm signing for next month? If only I had proof you were wrong...such as a FedEx delivery confirmation. I am going to drive to New York and cockslap each and every one of you.
I got an e-mail today that said Carling Black Label was R109.60 per case of 24 (read: less than $20. For 24 beers). I know I will be getting some tomorrow. Unlike Duke Nukem, who seems to be getting no weapons. Poor bastard - I bet he feels naked. Anyway. booze. Yay for pints which are bigger than pints!
You know, I used to work with a guy, and his wife got pregnant. It turns out that there baby had spinabifida, and had a snowball's chance in hell of surviving to term (my words, not his), and even if it did make it that far, it wouldn't live much longer. Now, most people would just abort and start over, but these people were hardcore Christians who believed that God had a plan, so she carried it to term anyway, and it was a stillbirth. But the creepiest part is that before they buried it, they dressed up its dead body and took pictures with it as though it were still alive, and then hung them up in their house. Speaking as a parent, if that had happened to me, I wouldn't want to be reminded of it. As far as the couple goes, they tried again and had a girl about a year later.
Well, no, but she did just ask me to look up the Baldwin County Alabama Office of Corrections because some shirttail relative of hers was arrested for some reason or other without a drivers' license, passport, or any immigration papers of any kind.
I'm going to Seattle on vacation in about a month. I'm not a baseball fan, never really watched the games, certainly never been to one. But I heard Safeco field was a cool experience, so I decided to grab some tickets for my wife and I. Found two on the front row, where the foul ball line meets right field, for $40 a pop. Is that a good place to be? It's not too late to sell off the tickets and try to get somewhere else, but I figured I'd grab those while I could just in case. I'm just glad Safeco apparently has some solid beer on tap.
Not really, no. You'll struggle to see what's going on at home plate from that far and that angle. The pictures could get really weird, really fast with that theme.
We could always do girls that daddy didn't love. Or Hot chicks with old dudes. I think the first works better.
"StupidPerson said she would look for the application and call us back. We haven't heard from her and no one is picking up at her phone number." "Yeah....she went to lunch..." "And no one returned the voicemail I left with OtherStupidPerson yesterday..." "Yeah...there was a staff-wide meeting all day yesterday...so only one person was actually in the office.*" I actually might kill these people. Anyone know a guy who knows a guy in New York City? *Why does this mean he hasn't returned my voicemail today? Who knows.
I am sitting on FutureWife's face. Rim-shot? Eh Ehhhhh? Oh come on, I was just being tongue-in-cheek.
I'm not offended at all. She was, a little bit, but w/e. I'll be damned if I'm letting her lick MY ass without brushing her teeth first.
FutureWife ruined my left. She broke into my house, DVR-ed a bunch of shows about cupcakes and fed my cat off-brand food. She put my condiment on the shelves of my fridge instead of on the door, which means it's harder to put leftovers away. She left 1/3 of a glass of orange juice in the container, which was just enough to make me hopeful but not enough to quench my thirst. She likes Say Yes to the Dress. She has a Donald Glover poster. She is my mortal enemy, and I am taking it out on her the best way I know how: the internet. Also, why would I fly? That makes no sense, flying kinda sucks.