Wrong? Nothing's wrong. Your jobs are perfectly safe. We have no plans to let anyone go. I'm giving you a really good deal on this.
"You're going to LOVE him..." or "He's hilarious, you'll love him" - any of my female friends about any guy they're dating.
"I will call you back next week" "I will get that done by [any deadline more than fourteen minutes in the future]"
Alt Focus: Someone once tried telling me that Rob Halford is probably gay, and I didn't believe him. Yeah, I'm dense like that.