Focus: Well my favorite used to be Fuck, until Hooker introduced me to the phrase "Thoat hug" I have now been going through all the various uses that expression can be used in. Alt Focus: When I first got out of College and went to work for my first accounting profession, I used to tell everyone that "International Playboy" seemed like something that could be a good way to make a living. Decades later I still think that.
Focus: Motherfucker is probably my favorite. But, now that I have kids, if they are around it's usually "Mothermublemumble!" As a Christmas gift a few years ago I made a t-shirt for a friend with an outline of Delaware on the front (where she lives) & on the back it said, "Delaware, Motherfucker." Coincidentally, her present to me was a recordable Build-a Bear that said "Merry Christmas, Motherfucker!" It was awesome. Oh, and Tweetybird, Grandmothers have the best "swear" words. Mine would say "hells bells" a lot. I love that one too. Anti-focus: Farmer. I don't want a giant farm, just enough acres to have some animals and grow some food. Enough to sell extra at a stand or farmers market. Oh, and I guess I'd have to win the lottery first so I could quit my current job.
Focus: I certainly have a sailor's mouth. For my fellow females out there-I personally like to add a little flavor to the cunt. Cunt nugget is a personal favorite of mine. Another thing I do a lot is best expressed in a simple formula: [swear word] + osaurus rex Examples: slutosaurus rex. cuntosaurus rex. doucheosaurus rex. From Gran Torino, I love pusscakes. When I'm pissed at a guy-I like to use the word prick with extreme emphasis. Just seems salty. Alt Focus: Advertisement. I pick up on what people like/don't like. Personable. Artistic. Along with a few other careers that'd probably work in my benefit. Jack of all trades-master of none.
Favorite curse word? Cunt. My college roommates and I used to use cunt as a term of endearment. What profession other than your own would you like to pursue? Writer. Right now, I'm considering my current profession "teacher" because it's what I'm going to school for, but technically I am just a tutor at this point.
Focus: Cunt. No other word changes the dynamic of a debate or relationship as quickly and about-face as the word cunt. Alt Focus: I've been Netflixing Entourage lately, and, I don't know the exact job title, but I want to be Turtle. He gets all the perks with none of the responsibility of any other member of the Vinny Chase crew. Luckiest bastard on TV in my opinion.
Focus: Fucking slut. Works so well for so many situations. You cut me off in traffic? Fucking slut. Co-worker stole my sale? Fucking slut. You just bought the last pair of shoes I wanted in my size? Fucking slut. You're literally being a fucking slut? Fucking slut. Alt-Focus: A stylist. I got to style a show for Western Canadian Fashion Week and it was super fun. It's pretty similar to what I do now, but I wouldn't have to sell things.
Fucktard Restaurant manager. Kitchen Nightmares makes it look so easy. Clean the place, serve fresh food, keep the menu to under 50 items, and be slightly conscious.
Jesus-titty-fucking-christ is the one I use most often. ALT FOCUS: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?[/quote] Pilot. Always wanted to fly a plane... even though I have never been in one.
I swear far more than is necessary, and it has robbed ordinary curse words of their power. Consequently, I now reflexively chain them together. Spill a glass of milk? Shitfuckcuntwhore! Lose a coinflip?Slurrytrampcockholster! I keep it classy.
Focus: I'm a big fan of "Jesus FUCK!" People that normally wouldn't be offended at Jesus Fucking Christ for some reason will occasionally object to the shortened version. Alt Focus: I always wanted to act. I took classes as a kid, got head shots, went to auditions and stuff. Kinda faded after highschool, what with joining the Navy and all, but I always wondered if I could have made it.
I still get a kick out of using ass-hat or ass-clown. When I'm really pissed, it is usually a god fucking DAMMIT that starts quiet and crescendos to a yell. This is often accompanied by kicking machines or throwing my xbox controller. Alt. Being a Formula 1 driver would be the coolest job in the world. Rock star would be fun too, but I think I would actually be good at the former. I'm sure just about every guy wants to be a porn star at some point too, but nobody has mentioned it because it's too obvious.
Usually I either say incredulously, "Are you fucking kidding me?" or "Goddamnit." I played a League of Legends game with Wheelzy the other night while a little bit drunk and seem to remember saying "Jimminy Cricket!" a lot. As for the alt focus, if I had any inkling of what I wanted to spend my professional life doing, I'd be doing it.
Focus: I have been watching Deadwood lately so cocksucker (said in Woo's Asian accent) is my word of choice currently Alt Focus: I would love to have a resale shop. I am fascinated with old, antique or unusual things and/or re-using or re-purposing items.
I'm pretty sure that Geigs actually invented the word. Even if he didn't, I think our usage of it can be traced to him. I feel like things that aren't quite curse words are no longer used anymore. The sorts of words that old-timey villains used to say when the hero foiled their devious plans and rode off into the sunset with a buxom lass. When's the last time you heard someone let out a good "Drats!" or "Curses!"?
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS YOU COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER. I would like to be shepherd, procure a flock of sheep and tend to them.