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That whole clip is captivating. It's popped up on Deadspin and all over Twitter and I've seen it a whole bunch of times, but I have to watch it each and every time it comes up.

She's also moving her feet and changing direction during it all. The way she slaps away that first chair is crazy too. When I first saw it, I was ready for her to tumble backwards as most videos of overweight women in disputes often result in, but what occurred instead was ridiculous. I like the "oh shit" moment from the other side as stuff immediately calms down at the risk of further enraging Hercules.

 

It's like in the old days when Hulk Hogan used to be almost out of it, only to stop his arm just inches from hitting the mat, shaking his fist, and hulking out.

 

You shouldn't be talking about us being ass-backwards when your avatar is a South Carolina flag. Congratulations on outlawing slavery last week, by the way.

 

I'm sorry, you must have misheard, he didn't say "when Hulk Hogan jacks off two invisible dicks at the same time."

 

CAREFUL man, he knows Bubba The Love Sponge, and that guy is a comedy genius and super-cool.

 

Please. That was Mississippi. We don't vote on that till November.

 

That's what I meant to say.

 

Know what I hate? Watching a youtube video of a song, getting a minute in, then realize I'm listening to a worthless censored version. I minute I'll never get back.

@firstworldproblems

 

Here is the whole chair/table clip. Apparently, a brawl broke out in Charlotte. Good thing the photographers Olan Millls station didn't get fucked up.

 

What I see in that video is apparently a men's softball team fighting with a group of women and losing. REALLY. Look at the two sides throwing at each other.

 

That's what you get for having that stupid hair. I hope it was a steel-toe.

 

For some reason, my dad - my 61 year old Jewish dad - has recently taken an interest in rap/hip-hop/pop music made by black people in general. It's not like he's blasting Busta Rhymes from his Hyundai as he's cruising around the Hudson Valley, and he still doesn't like most of it, but all of a sudden he has something to say about it. He has a lot of opinions about "Kenya West" and is disappointed in Jay-Z for collaborating with him because he thinks Jay-Z is much more talented and Kenya is bringing him down. He's listened to a few Tupac songs and thinks a few of them are well written. He also really likes Rihanna and has downloaded a few of her CDs and is up on the gossip. When I was talking about a guy a little bit ago, he asked if he was still together with the girl he had been dating. I said no, and that I thought I had told him that already, and he replied "Yeah, but just because people break up doesn't mean they're going to stay broken up. I mean, just look at Rihanna. What is that girl doing?" Now I just got a text from him asking if I knew when Beyonce's new CD is coming out. 3/4 Life Crisis?

In other news, today at work I talked to a woman who was 31-50 years old but was going in for her first gynecological exam and was asking me the type of absurd anxious questions I usually get from 16 year olds going in for their first exam: What happens? Will I be in a table or a chair? What instrument do they use? Will the door be open or closed? Will the doctor's kids be in the room? Can I bring a friend in with me for support? I also talked through how to go about washing your vagina to a 22 year old. WHAT THE FUCK WORLD?

 

I agree.

 

Also, can someone do this, please?