On this episode of SVU... Our street has required studded tires just to drive up it since November. Someone tried to drive up our hill without them and spun out. Was pretty amusing.
Just signed a temporary custody agreement because the little girl that the wife has watched since birth has a shithead mother who got a DUI and then decided that fighting a police officer was a good idea. So that's how my day has gone so far...
Stop it now. Everyone knows that's Cinco De Mayo. Kidding aside, I got caught in this trap once. Dated a girl for a couple of years, gave her a ring (of the non-diamond variety) on Valentine's day. She looked up at me all misty eyed and asked what the ring meant. I loved her, but was also caught completely off guard, so I answered "It means I want to marry you". I was young, and stupid, and not very quick on my feet, so we were suddenly pre-engaged. Yup, that's actually a thing. We never did get married, but it was a close thing.
I just spent 4 days subbing in an elementary school. All I want to do now is sit in a quiet room and watch something PG-13. There will be wine.
Suggestions http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Royale_(film) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Flies_(1990_film)
Just got plowed and it was everything I was hoping it would be. Now if you'll excuse me, I will be out doing all the frolicking and galivanting I have been unable to do for the past ....oh ....36 hours. Man I would never last in prison, or on a submarine, would I?
Well, no snow, but dang I'm tired of this rain . . . more, lots more to come in the next few days. This helps, a little.
Okay, settling a debate here- Is it creepier to know the name of the girl in this: Pornchestra Or in this: Girlfriend meme
Girl I have an inappropriate crush on invited me to a 1920s bar, suggested we go in Marlene Dietrich drag. I really hope this means 'Let's get our lesbian on'
*ahem cough cough* Are there any Tibettes on here that treat men who walk in on them putting make-up on the same way a magician acts when you walk in him shoving the doves up his sleeves?
I am so sick of hearing about Robin Roberts. You would think she cured cancer the way they are treating her.
Spidey sense was on the right track, kinda. They're moving across the country. Look out, Winterpig - she's bringing the herp-a-derp to ya.
It's the "Bands Whose Best Days Are Behind Them By Quite a Lot" Show. Do they pay you to go to that show?