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Is It Friday? Drink Posting Meeting Place.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Feb 22, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Only 19-20 year old girls request Kesha from me, and they are the only ones who will dance to her. Unless they're drunk, guys will about face off the dancefloor. They hate her.

    As for her putting out more than one album? Yeah, she's put out three in three years. Do you know what three of shit equals? Shit. She's a better pop artist? You be on CRACK, son. I am walking out of the room giggling.

    "Enjoy" this and say that again:
     
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    That you love Cruz while having this degree of resentment for virtually identical artists break-break-my-break-breaks my heart.
     
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    (I see what you did there.)

    Thank you. I can go to Taio Cruz's album and pick a song just as fucking bad. Come on now.
     
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    Can't you just like walk the energy out of these rug rats like you do dogs? That is if they can walk.
     
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    They are seemingly endless energy until they become tired, and then they get wound up and cranky. Then they sleep for an hour and it starts all over again.

    At least, that's been my experience with my particularly active nieces and nephews. Do I have this part right, parents?
     
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    Re: Re: Is It Friday? Drink Posting Meeting Place.

    Exactly right, you left out the part where I drink myself into a stupor, we have the kid on 2nd shift sleep pattern now which is awesome. Kid sleeps from 1 am to 11 am, in her own room, which means I get my sleep back.
     
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    I admire your ability to face your stereotypes and not run from them.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    I don't love him, didn't say I love him, or like him, or anything. I listed that I like the one song and said that it has a good beat. He's a generic R&B-dance artist.

    I don't think I could find more than ten fucking songs ever written worse than that Kesha song. And it was the single that followed Tik Tok. I would rather listen to an uzi being fired at a gong.

    By all means, I don't hear you bragging about your wonderful tastes in music because I have no idea what the fuck they are. You're outnumbering me, not outgunning me.
     
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    Just got a flight to Ft. Lauderdale and this bitch has 2 fucking service dogs.

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    I hope she has a fucking seizure and her dogs eat her face off.
     
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    Also, why are you bringing Taio Cruz up then when the question what "What songs do you LIKE that were made in the last 3-5 years?" Not "What list of songs did you pull off your MacbookPro from your last DJ gig."

    What songs do you listen to for personal enjoyment that were made in the last 3-5 years? That's the question. So MoreCowbell was going under that assumption of what you answered, in regards to the question you were asked. I am not saying my taste in music is better than yours. What I am saying is that you are speaking from a time/nostalgia bias where no new music is actually going to be as enjoyable or of the same quality as the music you listened to growing up in your formative years. The songs aren't just based in quality, they are tied to life events as well, you've ascribed extra meaining to them. And because you're old. So your opinions on Ke$ha as an artist are going to be invalid. Which a lot of people are guilty of, its how it goes. The music of MY day was great, this music now sucks, it happens all the time. Just like those damn neighborhood boys messing up your lawn.

    Right now album wise on my phone I have

    Last two Drake Albums,
    Both Ellie Goulding Albums
    Watch the Throne
    Fun
    Maroon 5's last album,
    Mumford and Son - Babel
    Kasade's - Dynasty & Fire/Ice
    B.o.B.s - Strange Clouds
    My Beautifyl Dark Twisted Fantasy
    808s & Heartbreak
    David Guetta - Nothing But the Beat
    Usher - Looking 4 Myself
    Snow Patrol - Fallen Empires
    Calvin Harris - 18 Months
    The Weeknd - House of Ballons
    Linkin Park - Living Things (about to be removed)
    Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox
    BT - This Binary Universe
    Grace Potter - The Lion The Beast and the Beat.
     
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    Re: Re: Is It Friday? Drink Posting Meeting Place.

    Fuck that bitch, "service dogs" my ass. Somebody needs to do what the Ace man says and get a service goat.
     
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    Pretty much. The nap times vary from "Fuck you I'm not napping this afternoon, asshole!" to "I'm going to sleep soundly for the next 3 hours through a fucking hurricane." The "no nap" comes about once a week. Luckily it came today. Hooray.

    When they get wound up and cranky is the absolute worst. They actually have MORE energy when they're tired. My daughter will climb up on me like I'm a jungle gym, then dive over me for anything and everything we don't let her have (i.e. power cords). She'll also attempt to climb on me, then over the gate between the kitchen and living room (its next to the chair I usually sit in). That's what I love about babies: they have zero forethought, so all she knows is she wants over that gate. She doesn't think "if I actually get over, I'll fall four feet and smash my face into the hard tile floor!"

    My daughter will also get to the point where she'll crawl over to me and cry for me to pick her up. Then I pick her up. Then she cries and pushes away, desperate for me to put her down. So I put her down. Then she grabs me and cries for me to pick her up. Repeat endlessly until I want to slam my head in a door.

    I finally just put her down for her evening nap today, and she refused to sleep again. I said fuck it and took a shower. She's been running me ragged for 4 days, and it is literally my first shower in two days. Ten minutes later I get out to hear her screaming bloody murder. I reiterate. Hooray.

    Oh, and my wife is annoyed that I am going to play poker tonight, so she has decided that she 'absolutely MUST' go shopping tonight after work and she won't be home until 7:30, instead of 6:30 like usual. She apparently doesn't understand that spending every waking moment with an 11 month old for the past 4 days can make a person insane, and if I don't play cards and get out tonight I might just get in my car and drive it into a tree at 90 MPH.

    I honestly don't know how stay at home mothers have done it for so long. Its been 4 days of non-stop kid-time and I am ready to lose my fucking mind. I can't wait to go back to work on Sunday.

    Edit: tried posting a picture of my monster in full monster mode, but my phone won't let me. At least she is cute about 70% of the time. It's the other 30% that will kill a parent.
     
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    Okay, you originally thought I couldn't even name you 3 to 5 songs, I could tell because you bolded it as if you thought you had painted me into a corner and I gave you a laundry list. I can give you a lot more than what I already listed. Just because I ridicule certain music on here doesn't mean I don't like more than I dislike. We don't talk about shit we like on here. We choose ridicule.

    I listed songs I liked. Any of those songs I enjoy listening to. I didn't pull up anything, and name any single fucking one of those songs on my list and I'll explain to you exactly why I like it. Go ahead. I named those off the top of my head in ten minutes. Want more? I've been playing the most absolute modern music for the past eleven years. All of it. I know what the majority likes and hates because I've played every dancefloor-palatable song that has been released on Billboard. Don't tell me I don't know modern music because a) you're wrong and b) I have it delivered to me once a month. They're registered CD's that have the top 15-20 songs of the month (by law you have to play registered "bought" music). I have hundreds of them. Most of the music I play is stuff I'm not really into, but the majority is: I have to play songs like Starships, I Gotta Feeling or Scream & Shout because I know they're flood the floor in ten seconds. Those are the three most effective songs for the past couple years from where I am. How much more do I have to say to convince you that I am not out of touch?

    "Old". Psssht. Lay off the retard sandwiches.
     
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    I had a retardedly good sandwich tonight. If that's related.
     
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    I'd put chilli in a retard sandwich. Just sayin'
     
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    I think that's Stockholm Syndrome.
     
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    Meanwhile....

    My 2-year-old just made it a point to take my key ring, drag me over to the door and show she knows which key locks/unlocks the door.

    Not sure if we should be celebrating this...
     
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    Few of these 8% bad boys and it's going to be a good afternoon.

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