Well looks like they're sending me to Quebec for a few weeks once I'm done here. And that'll be the third country I've worked in during the past year. Hey-oh.
It doesn't matter how often your boyfriend sees you naked. As a guy, we will take any opportunity to peek. Even if you stripped all of your clothes off within 10 minutes of arriving home, I bet he'd still look up your skirt as you unstrap your shoes.
Plus there's just something about the illicit peek. The tension between being otherwise clothed but showing a hint of what's to come is hot.
Dammit. I concur. If you're going to do it, do it right. I think the real question here is whether you take the load or get a facial. That's the part of the scenario I can't answer. Fuck that. Let the world burn. Every living thing on earth will be smothered by cosmic fire if I don't take this load? Totally fine with that, yeah.
Erect is pretty much a no-brainer. Choose flacid and you run the risk of it becoming erect during the job, which means you're not a bad cocksucker. That in and of itself would raise some uncomfortable questions I'd rather not answer. To answer Charles' question, I'd rather take the facial. Since I have a penis, I'd know when the load was coming and would be able to shut my eyes and close my mouth in time. What hair I have left is cut very short, so a quick shower and it's like nothing ever happened to begin with.
Dammit, this blowjob dilemma has reminded me of the fact that I've never had an enjoyable one; every blowjob I've ever received involved teeth, which is a huge boner-killer. Now I'm feeling bitter about my situation. Thanks a lot ssycko, you asshole.
Jeez, this shouldn't be the thing that reminds you. You should be reminded every waking moment of your life. Must suck. I probably would have jumped off a building. Or turned in to Durbanite.
A note- the dick in question would stay as it was no matter how good or bad your technique is, that just brings in too many variables. As for if/where the jizz ends up, I guess that's related but not necessarily part of the question.
Well how long are we supposed to suck this hypothetical flaccid penis? And more importantly how does this stave off the end of the world; as if a single person's sucking action is great enough to alter the earth's gravitational pull of an asteroid. Holy hell, them's some dick suckin' lips. Yeah, but imagine the international headlines: "Trakiel saves world by fellating huge cock." Followed by "Man who saved world by sucking cock beaten to death in TX for sucking that cock."
Hey, I might be willing to save the world by sucking off Jim-Bob the homophobe, but I never said I'd be willing to trek down to Texas to do it. If people want me to save the world, they're going to have to bring Jim-Bob up to Minnesota, and that's the bottom line. Furthermore, for starters there had better be at least 3 perfect 10 hotties greatful for me saving the world to give me some blowjobs in return.
Well didn't I just walk into the greatest conversation ever. Spoiler Just another reason why I love it here. Last night I had one of my best three shows ever. Almost 400 people, almost all college-agers, it was nice to play music like I was in a bar again. Usually.....sometimes...brrr. "No, I don't have YMCA, sorry........unpurpose."
Re: Re: Is It Friday? Drink Posting Meeting Place. Yeah you what they say, you suck one cock and that's all they remember. Just got asked to be in my cousins wedding, which I am cool with, except for the part of having to buy a pair of cowboy boots. Anybody have a place that I can get a size 15-16 cowboy boots?
Re: Re: Is It Friday? Drink Posting Meeting Place. Downtown Nashville - Buy one pair, get TWO PAIRS FREE!!
Re: Re: Is It Friday? Drink Posting Meeting Place. He's already in North Carolina, I don't think he'll have to go that far.