Nothing brings out the pictures of board members like the drunk thread. Also, I really shouldn't leave the front and porch door open when playing Mario Kart drunk. The thing I yell at the TV would make a Klansman with tourettes blush.
fuck, I wish I had some mariokart right now. Actually, that's a lie, OT playoff hockey's on. Well, streaming, but yeah. God damn I miss playing hockey. Been over a year since I've laced em up, ice or roller. Trying Cruzan's aged rum for the first time tonight. Usually a Captain (tattoo or original/100) or Sailor's kind of guy, but hey it was on sale. Not too bad with coke, but I don't think I'll be a repeat buyer
I just spent like, 3+ hours on Wikipedia. It's almost 6 AM. Why? I have no idea. I don't even have an excuse. I didn't even drink tonight.
Mariokart? That would be a beautiful disaster. I suck at that sober, let alone drunk. I have tried to play computer games while tipsy and I'm like a slow kid with a bop-it. Bop it, the easiest way to make your coolest friend look like a retard.
lost the vodka v card last night with the help of some arizonas, then lost the salvia v card and ended the night with a mcgangbang...
So, good night tonight, just got punched in the face by some drunk coked out bouncer. All I was doing was trying to break up a fight that was brewing between my friend and the bouncer who was definitely wasted, and bam sucker punched in the face by some pussy ass piece of shit. After he punched me he ran back inside huddled around his other friends. The only part that pisses me off is that I think he either knocked my contact out or shoved it behind my eye because now I can't out of my left eye. I have the Fall of Troy concert tomorrow and I'm going to be half blind. wtf.
I've had Iron Maiden's "Two Minutes to Midnight" stuck in my head all week. That's not a bad thing. Is it American that when I see the word "hockey" that I stop reading? USA!! USA!!! USA!!!
Di-a-fucking-betes. Fuck diabetes. In the ass. New rule: type 2 diabetics are only allowed to have metoformin and acarbose from now on. Do you need more glucose control? Start fucking exercising. Do you need even more than that? Well, start the acarbose, and stop wearing white underwear.
Mmm hmm, tell* us more. This guy. Rum Punch and friends over. Now I'm stoned, drunk, full of awesome food and ready for tomorrow. *show
Fuck tonight. I'm unhappy as shit. I was told senior year would be all daisies and drunk girls with no panties, but no such luck for this guy here. Stuck doing my senior thesis. Wrote thesis from 9:00 AM-7:00 PM roughly and then decided to start drinking to cope with the stress levels. Not a good idea...bunch of other crazy shit happened with the best friend and now I'm stuck feeling like shit. What else is new.
' So I see there is an Arnold Palmer in there. Now I have noticed that at some point just about every kid mixes lemonade and iced tea, and discover how awesome it is, and think that they have invented the most amazing thing since playing with their weiner. Then someone tells them that some golfer "invented" it and everyone knows about it. I have several friends who have the same story. Fuck you Palmer.
x2 to my post. Holy christ, I vaguely remember the end of the Caps/Habs game, but the live stream was still open on my computer this morning from the rest of the night's games. And evidently I fired up CoD and decided it'd be a great idea to prestige, again... God damnit. Now I have to unlock everything for the 50 cal and M16a again. Plus my outbox on my blackberry is full of poor life decisions. And a couple good ones. Should be an interesting day observing the backlash. 4am phone calls are legit, right? edit: I believe I found the source. That aforementioned liter of Cruzan? Over half gone. And it looks like I tapped into my whiskey as well.
Holy shit, I wish we had interesting sports over here that lasted that long. The games usually over when I'm only 5 pints in, would be absolutely epic to try and last 7 hours if it was an important enough game. On the plus side, my housemates just arrived back in Belfast and we're going to grab 8 cans of Harp each and go to a Shisha lounge that just opened. 5 Quid for a shisha, free entry, bring your own drink and they even have a DJ playing. Cannot wait. upthera!
Shit. Pretty sure my girl dropped the "L word" last night. She's a nice girl, but I just don't feel that way about her. Problem is, I know that it's pretty much a relationship killer when one person says that and the other doesn't reciprocate. Right now, I think my best option is to just pretend I was completely blacked out, and hope it doesn't come up again. Is it immature? Yes. Will it probably bite me in the ass later? Yes. But it's what's going to happen anyways.
Was she drunk too? If so, doesn't count. You are well within your rights to pretend it never happened.