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IT'S-A-GOOD-NIGHT-FOR-SIIIIIING-IN'! WDT 5/4/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 4, 2012.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Yeah well I got drunk off 2 drinks, had a taco, and masturbated to internet porn. Now who's the Ralph??

    And my night isn't even over yet.
     
    #181 CharlesJohnson, May 5, 2012
  2. zyron

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    I went to the mall today, why do most teenage boys have hair like this?
     

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  3. dieformetal

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    I take comfort in the fact that the Tower of Chastity I'm constructing for my infant daughter will be completed by the time she figures out what a mall even is, so the possibility of her ever seeing these birth-defects is nil. And fuck that Rapunzel bullshit, I'm shaving her bald. The only person she's seeing outside the family is the hunchback servant who brings her her food. Who's also a eunuch.
     
    #183 dieformetal, May 5, 2012
  4. toejam

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    What the fuck, life? I'm not used to not having a lot of good friends around, and this whole trying to incorporate myself with new groups of people thing sucks. I'm a reasonably outgoing guy, but breaking through the occasional hang out/acquaintance/not get flaked out on barrier is a pain in the ass.

    /whiny bitchyness

    \whiskey

    Does the forward slash mean start? Because if it wasn't clear, I'm pouring myself a drink.
     
    #184 toejam, May 5, 2012
  5. audreymonroe

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    Whenever I put on foundation, which is rare, I always wonder if there has ever been any guy anywhere who has looked at a woman and thought "Wow, her complexion is really uneven."
     
    #185 audreymonroe, May 5, 2012
  6. bewildered

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    No, but you better bet your boots that a woman has.
     
    #186 bewildered, May 5, 2012
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    I feel like a lot of guys find women attractive for reasons they couldn't articulate -- complexion could be one of them. Sometimes the sexiest things are the ones you can't put your finger on

    yeah pun
     
    #187 Nom Chompsky, May 5, 2012
  8. bewildered

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    Definitely, you are totally correct. Covering up imperfections with makeup, making legs look sexier with tall heels, making your body's shape smooth and curvalicious with spanx...it's all one big illusion. Pick up a women's magazine, guys. It's full of "beauty tips."
     
    #188 bewildered, May 5, 2012
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Of course, it goes both ways.
     
    #189 Nom Chompsky, May 5, 2012
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    Take it to the Tibette thread, ladies
     
    #190 Misanthropic, May 5, 2012
  11. mya

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    That place? It is just a place where the guys meet up to talk of vasectomies
     
    #191 mya, May 5, 2012
  12. bewildered

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    If someone does shut off that car alarm I am going to do something drastic.

    Also I don't have a cat anymore. Not related to the red beans and rice in my fridge.
     
    #192 bewildered, May 5, 2012
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    I feel so fucking weird today. Maker's mark helps a lot though. Seriosuly, maker's mark and big bang theory. They go awesome together.
     
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  14. NatCH

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    I spent all day cleaning up a music store. There were about twenty kids determined to throw guitars (that they will never pay for) on the floor after drooling on them for three hours.

    How do you guys like your margaritas? I prefer one the rocks, no salt. I just like the sourness.
     
    #194 NatCH, May 5, 2012
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    The ones made with crystal light limeade are pretty rad. One of my fondest memories with best friend included getting trashed on crystal light margaritas and going canoeing.
     
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    A question for the dudes - the boyfriend's birthday is next week and as part of his present, I'm getting him a massage at a local legit spa that has a whole "Gentleman's Comfort" section. My question is... should I add a pedicure? I fucking love getting my feet done, but is that a totally unmanly experience for a guy? Or is it one of those things that every guy secretly wants to do, but will never do unless someone else pays for it?
     
    #196 Angel_1756, May 5, 2012
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    Bryan Ferry had some damn style.
     
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  18. PewPewPow

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    Mayweather is a TROLL among trolls right now. Well played sir, well played.
     
    #198 PewPewPow, May 5, 2012
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    There is a person at work, who being a female in a 95% male environment, has all the higher ups in her pocket. She is also one of the most conceded arrogant horrible people I've ever met. She will (and does) do everything in her power to make others look worse than her. This ended with her lying, to said higher ups, and getting me one hell of an ass chewing today, along with now, me possibly having a (bullshit) reputation of being a lazy, lying asshole.

    Fucking cunt.

    Karma better catch up with her soon.
     
    #199 Backroom, May 6, 2012
  20. KillaKam

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    In bed, watching SNL for the first time in years or so.....wow shit has changed. And not in a good way really.

    Eli Manning is laughably horrible....Rihanna just did that Cake song for what seemed like half a minute, I tried to find sexy pics of her but I failed. Oh the exciting life I'm leading right now. Fuck work!
     
    #200 KillaKam, May 6, 2012
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