The Wife: *Reading Facebook* Awwwww, looook! MC Hammer died! That eeees so sad! He was too legeeet to queeet! Me: Aw man, that sucks. When did this... Wait a minute... Is the picture you are looking at of a white guy? The Wife: Yeah! I never knew he was white! *Starts singing "Can't Touch Deeees"* Me: Sweetheart, I think you're reading about MCA. He was a Beastie Boy. The Wife: ... Me: You know, "You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party"? The Wife: ... Oooooooohh... I like MC Hammer better! *Walks away still singing "Can't Touch Deeees"*
Maybe this will finally be the year that the old Jamaican men in my neighborhood will invite me to play dominoes with them and teach me their ways. I like to sit a few feet away reading and then every now and then look over to them like this:
Looks like Tucker and Nils are launching an advice blog, first post is on why you shouldn't go to law school. They should have just compiled my negative rep comments. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.itsuptoyou.net/why-you-shouldnt-go-to-law-school/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.itsuptoyou.net/why-you-shoul ... aw-school/</a>
Motherfuckers, my very favorite color is pink, and the very second they came out I bought a pair of hot pink jeans and I fucking tell you what, I rock the shit outta those bad boys. I may or may not have been drinking all day.
Sunday. A fine day for mixing drinks, porn and music. I was goofing around with all three earlier and came up with this mix. Start the video (muted) and the song at the same time and watch the video. Crank it and yank it. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.tube8.com/teen/zoe-kush-hot-brunette-teen-undressed-and-fucked/2187371/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tube8.com/teen/zoe-kush-hot- ... d/2187371/</a>
PREACH IT, SISTER. I have yellow, hot pink, and teal pants. I am getting every color I can get my hands on, because I fucking prance when my legs are encased in bright colors. Y'all are haters and can suck farts out of the legs of my skinny pink pants-- they rock.
I guess there just is a disconnect between women's fashion and how much guys really pay attention to it or understand it. But I really have to agree with the bolded part. Some of the bright pastel colors girls jeans make my eyes bleed. I don't know about others here but I've always associated these bright colored jeans with the terrible fashion sense every single russian girl I know has. The stuck in the early 90's soviet block fashion. One of my old russian coworkers posted this picture to facebook that exemplifies what I mean: Spoiler
This one is cool too. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.tube8.com/teen/zoe-kush-hot-brunette-teen-undressed-and-fucked/2187371/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tube8.com/teen/zoe-kush-hot- ... d/2187371/</a>
Colored denim scares me. I'm too tall to have that much going on. I can and will rock white pants which baffles my friends though.
I guess it's a good thing that I put much greater stock in impressing gay guys with my clothing choices than straight ones.
Well, if you can't come up with anything new, might as well rehash the old shit. Yes, we get it. We've gotten it for the past 8 years. Don't go to law school.
People taking the LSAT and applying to law school now were in the 7th and 8th grade 8 years ago. It's not new for Tucker, but it's probably new to them.
Gaslight Anthem have a new record coming out. And from the sound of the first single its going to continue their streak of kicking ass. I love these guys...
My brother's girlfriend keeps talking about "when she goes to law school" but has yet to take the LSAT, spend a second in a law office doing any sort of job to learn the ropes, or actually apply. I think she just says it because she thinks it makes her sound cool. Not that I don't believe that she intends to go or anything, I just don't believe that she will do anything to get there. Her laziness and lack of follow through may be working in her favor, huh?
Oh, and she also told us all (straight faced as can be) that if anything ever happened to my brother she would never want to date again because she had already had her one true love (she is 24). Then I laughed at her and told her that was the dumbest thing that I had ever heard. Then my mom made me go and apologize for being a bitch even though I obviously was right.
..........and then there is St. Che (Powerstation). Start the video (muted) and the song at the same time and watch the video. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.tube8.com/teen/zoe-kush-hot-brunette-teen-undressed-and-fucked/2187371/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tube8.com/teen/zoe-kush-hot- ... d/2187371/</a>
What good does it do? By the time she realizes anyone that told her different was right it will be too late. Let them be young, let them be ignorant, they will make their own mistakes. The trick, something I am on the fence about whether anyone accomplishes this, is will they come to own their mistakes? I bet she wears pastel jeans too.