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IT'S-A-GOOD-NIGHT-FOR-SIIIIIING-IN'! WDT 5/4/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 4, 2012.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    I gots me some lemon and rosemary marinated lamb going on the frying pan. With some rice and carrots in the works. Not a bad grocery store run for what I could fit on the back of my motorcycle, really. Should have bought some potatoes for mashing as well, come to think of it.

    What a fantastic weekend. Thursday and Friday off for administrative leave (non-punitive, fuckers), some friends from my course were suddenly in town for the weekend, met a classmate for dinner last night, out to the bars with course friends, a delicious breakfast this morning, some awesome new music (The Lumineers if you were curious), found a great French bookstore, and I got the motorcycle out for the first time this year. Now to get ready for the next week to start sucking.
     
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  2. mya

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    But $150K mistake?

    Unless you were talking about the other comment about joining the nunnery if anything were to happen to her only true love. For that I spontaneously laughed out loud thinking it was a joke so I was responding appropriately to the comment. Turned out I was wrong.
     
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  3. Gravy

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    I'd bet that she is just saying that to impress you. I desperately pull out the "well, I was going to go to law school until the economy imploded" line as a way to ameliorate a person's judgment of my career direction or lack thereof. I will stop doing it now as I realize how lame it sounds.

    But if she is serious she is a lost cause. Your best hope is to say "with a legal mind like yours I'm sure you can understand the importance of a pre-nup" if they ever get serious.
     
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  4. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    What Nitwit is doing is the funniest version of "getting high and discovering that a Jimi Hendrix album and The Wizard of Oz match up" ever.
     
    #304 audreymonroe, May 6, 2012
  5. NatCH

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    Speaking of which...

    The Dark Side of Oz.

    Now you don't have to worry about starting the album at the right spot when lion stops roaring.
     
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    Off course she is saying it to impress us, as she said the other thing to "impress" us. Girl's got some issues, but I like her well enough otherwise. Although I think she has a tendency for crazy that is only slightly suppressed and most people can't keep that hidden forever.

    And you know gravy, I actually respect a person's aimlessness even though they are obviously bright. To be honest, most people kind of meander and luck their way into their "career" so no need to use the old law school line. Just tell everybody that you are training to be an astronaut instead.
     
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    The first comment cracked my shit up:
     
    #307 Kubla Kahn, May 6, 2012
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    It started with moving my furniture out of several rooms so I could get the floors refinished tomorrow.

    Then I decided maybe I should replace the shitty tile in my entryway as well.

    Then I decided that I might want to get new baseboard and quarter round to replace the existing stuff that's really showing its age.

    Then I decided that if I was going to do that I might as well finally repaint my stupid blue room since I'm getting new baseboard for it.

    Now I'm thinking of refurnishing it as well.

    This project keeps getting bigger and bigger...
     
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    Not really, Audreymonroe. In this case, I was trying to maximize my spank bank material.

    What you said is worth a new thread. Mix video and audio and make it funny. Like this:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&ob=av2e" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&ob=av2e</a> (music)

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPOU-yPGbpY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPOU-yPGbpY</a> (video)
     
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  10. BL1Y

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    Why would she say she's going to law school to impress people?

    I went and no one was impressed by that.
     
    #310 BL1Y, May 6, 2012
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    You don't have breasts.

    You're also a douche.

    Maybe you should buy a BMW. If you can't afford one, just steal someone's hood ornament and put it on your bicycle's basket.
     
    #311 CharlesJohnson, May 6, 2012
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    I've gotten rid of 3+ letters my last four racks, and I haven't seen a vowel yet.

    Until now.

    MONSTER.
     
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    ..............for the win...........forever..............start them both at the same time...........

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.tube8.com/teen/zoe-kush-hot-brunette-teen-undressed-and-fucked/2187371/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tube8.com/teen/zoe-kush-hot- ... d/2187371/</a>

     
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  14. Gravy

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    I forgot how pretty Alexis Bledel is:

    [​IMG]

    Good to see her on Mad Men. And it's especially nice to see her outside of a chaste role.

    Unfortunately, she will probably end up pulling a Sylvia Plath by the end of the season
     
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    I fucking love that girl. Hot as balls. I just hope Josh Hartnett tore dat ass up at the end of Sin City.
     
    #315 Kubla Kahn, May 6, 2012
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    Chaste?

    Wasn't Dean married to another women when they had sex?
     
    #316 BL1Y, May 6, 2012
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    People had sex in Stars Hollow?

    *edit- Shoot, I guess they did. I stopped watching that show way before anything cool ever happened apparently.
     
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    SPOILER TAGS, GUYS!!

    FUCK!

    just kidding.
     
    #318 NatCH, May 6, 2012
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    Rahhh extreme couponing!

    I live such an exciting life.
     
    #319 bewildered, May 7, 2012
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    1000x funnier than that Brides Maids crap movie.
     
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