When I worked as a painter my boss always said, "I was in high school when Licensed to Ill came out. I wish you could have been old enough to see it. There was the time before Licensed to Ill and then the time after." I guess it was a pretty big moment for middle America party animals like my boss.
Yup, me too. Before Licensed, people were like 'oh, look, somebody is singing different words over this song someone else wrote. It's like mad libs-karaoke!" After Licensed: "Shit, white people are doing it now too, it isn't going to go away anytime soon."
Alas there will be no drunkenness for me tonight, as I'll be sitting around packing and dismantling beds in preparation for tomorrow. Tomorrow my dreams come true... tomorrow I am liberated. You may recall that after a string of shitty luck and job losses, I had to move in with my parents last fall. TOMORROW IS MOVING DAY! YAY!
Yeah Em is definitely going to end up in jail for killing a guy that fucks with his daughter. I bet there is going to be a countdown until she's legal somewhere.
So I invite some family over tonight for some drinking, when I say family I mean 2 people. They in turn invite 5 of their friends who I have never met.. To MY house, and now they expect me to provide food for these shitheads, I got some beer nuts I am gonna set out, might even put them in a bowl.
In honor of the Gives Me Hope Thread: A woman fakes breast cancer to get a boob job. Eminem's daughter is very attractive. No way she doesn't have scumbag boundary issues with those parents. I AM SO IN. Now where did I put my hair product and douchebag pencil beard?
I never thought I'd have to fight back tears while listening to Licensed to Ill Also, between the Dougie and the Cat Daddy, when did BET turn into a network for boy bands to come teach their new choreography?
Please, the cast of Jersery Shore has to have a place to learn the latest to intergrate fistpumping into. I am bummed about MCA. I will be going home and listening to Licensed To Ill. If I drank beer I'd have a 40 with it. Would a 40oz Screwdriver count?
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Re: Re: IT'S-A-GOOD-NIGHT-FOR-SIIIIIING-IN'! WDT 5/4/12 We always considered 2 parts Olde English and 1 part Orange juice a required drink when listening to Beastie, it tastes worse than you think.
My office ordered a bunch of ice cream cakes for a going away party, and 6 different mexican beers for Cinco de Mayo. Pretty sure we're collectively winning Friday.