Sat listening to this album in a tea shop today (yes I said tea shop, living in a "city" again has its perks) while reading some Paulo Coelho. In French. I am back to my normal snobby city-slicking form, until further notice (which is coming soon, sadly). Tonight there will be some Netflix films, pints, homemade guacamole, and who knows what else. I'm a real wild card today. Went to a museum, a book shop, then read a book in said tea store. Fathers, lock up your daughters, I'm back in town.
About to price five billion things for my yard sale tomorrow. People would be into buying a Technotronic "Pump Up The Jam" cassingle, wouldn't they?
Fuck me, I let the wife do the beer shopping and she came back with a Blue Moon variety pack. I enjoy a Blue Moon everynow and then, but not a 12 pack made by Willy Wonka. Vanilla? Chocolate? I'll pass on novelty beers.
In a related matter, I asked the fiancee to get some Belgian beer. When I get back to the house, the atrocity known as Shock Top is in the fridge. Goddamnit...
You fuckers with wives and girlfriends can shove it. Stop being miserable and start being happy with the person you told yourself you'd be happy with for the rest of your life. Or you can join my lifestyle. I mean, sure, I get the beer I want, but it's merely a consolation for the whole, you know, being a bitter and lonely fuck. Damn good beer, though.
If you can help me decide what to have for dinner, I'll give you a sympathy handy. I don't feel like cooking, or eating more pulled pork.
The 40 Must See Erotic Films and Books. Not a bad list I guess. Shame isn't meant to be titilating. Henry Miller isn't erotic at all. You need a bath after his sex scenes. Anything missing that isn't porn? Kind of odd that I inadvertently saw most of these over the years... on Cinemax. Anais Nin is also on the list 3 times, but what is spectacular about that woman is she got better looking as she aged. Also, Catherine Denueve, goddamn: I dig sparkling wine. Cava and Prosecco especially. In fact I have to get a bottle. Perfect summer afternoon drink. Clos de Ducs makes an apple cider that would straighten your pubes. Right, it's the Kentucky Derby tomorrow. Time for my yearly Mint Julep.
I'm not ashamed to like the occasional ale with an orange slice on it. Fruit compliments the wheat. On the other hand, it might get you gang raped if you frequent biker bars.
What a fucking day. The sense of entitlement of some people is just so fucking astounding. Things that I got yelled at for today: 1. The construction on the roads around my office 2. The patient didn't go to the office that is located closer to their home.... for an appointment that they personally scheduled at the office further from their home 3. Another doctor, completely outside of the practice that I work for, who I have never met and have absolutely no association with, is only available on Wednesday ...and I quote "what if I don't get sick on Wednesdays????" 4. The imaging center that I sent an order to didn't call to schedule the test at a time that was convenient for the person to answer the phone 5. We had to reschedule a patient's surgery because he neglected to stop his blood thinner as we had directed him to do prior to his surgery Anybody hiring in a non-dealing-with-the-public position? I know we were probably talking about naked people....carry on.
Today I applied at Walgreens for a pharm technician job. I will probably not hear back from them. FML. Sweet tea and Southern Comfort helps, though.