Yeah, that's the ticket. There was a poster who posted a picture of hers a while ago. I think it was a tree design. Hot.
On facebook from a girl I graduated high school with: Spoiler Christ... However, MSN was a winner for unintentional humor last night: Spoiler
Before I moved out here to NM I stocked up on good Vermont beers. Drinking my last Trout River Rainbow Red Ale right now. It's bittersweet. In other news, fuck having to find a new job and an apartment! Gets old real fast.
I was thinking the other day "We haven't seen any nekkid pics of any famous chicks recently...I fear that they have gotten smart and realized that if they take any naked pictures digitally, they will get on the internet." Thank god I was fucking wrong. Lead singer of Paramore, Hayley Williams NSFW And Gossip Girl lead actress, Blake Lively (Link for all of them) NSFW NSFW I'll drink to that. Here! Here!
New drinking game. Every time someone sees an alpaca or a titty, they have to drink. Still drinking these John Daly's. Fucking awesome summer drink. Later, headed to a shitty "rock" club. Which is cool since I don't have to put on a nice shirt and turn it into a sweaty, soupy rag. Olga Kurylenko from Quantum of Failure can't act her way out of a nutsack, but holy fuck she's a looker. NSFW TRIFECTA DRINK!
Fuck what a tough day of work. I think one of the people I work with quit. I'm really not sure but he just kinda stopped doing anything about 3 hours before the end of the day. I'm gonna go try and drink all night tonight but I'm not sure that I'll make it.
Here. Is this any better? NSFW AHHHH IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING ALPACA! Drink up, fucks! I'm like a 7 year old on his first sugar bender. Why didn't anyone notify me caffeine was so goddamn delicious?
Just got a new dog. Gonna go to the shelter tomorrow to pick it up. It's some kind of shepherd mix, sweet as hell, very friendly, and looks like it could murder an intruder by staring at it. Drinking crown black on the rocks to celebrate. I wonder if they'll refuse adoption if I show up smelling like booze?
Blurred tits? What is this amateur hour bullshit? NSFW NSFW A classic: NSFW And the obligatory Alison Brie gif: NSFW
And the Out Of Left Field Award goes to... What choo say meng? Whatever happened to being in love? You can't get pregnant if you're in love and don't want to, we all went to college. Bareback sex must be all the rage again. Cocaine and hair metal to celebrate!
Re: tattoos, an acquaintance of mine has a pig in a tutu doing a pirouette right above her asscrack. Yeah, she got cut from her ballerina (squad? troupe? gaggle?) for being overweight. Full marks for honesty, I guess.
My opinion regarding tattoos on women is you can have all of the tattoos you want, as long as they are not visible in a cocktail dress. Unfortunately, it's the women with neck/arm/shoulder tattoos who can't get enough of me. In the meantime, I'm drinking for the first time in a month. Johnnie Walker Black is going down much more smooth than I remember.
Sipping beers and going to bed before midnight. The wife and I are going to look into buying me a big boy 4x4 truck in the morning. God, I'm old.