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It's A Great-DAAAAAAY To Be Alive! WDT 6/3/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 3, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I AM MORE FUCKED UP THAN TEN MOVIE STARS AS OF THIS MOMENT.

    YALL DARE TO CHALLENGW ME?????
     
  2. StayFrosty

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    Typing has challenged and defeated you, it seems.
     
  3. LatinGroove

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    You guys aren't going to fucking believe this. So apparently ANOTHER girl I hung out with today has herpes. I wish I was kidding.
     
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    Add me to the list of people that may or may not have hung out with a girl with a bacterial problem. Luckily, it isn't herpes, but strep throat. I'm desperately trying to finish this pack of smokes so I have some kind of nicotine in the bank when I won't be able to put anything near my mouth for a week.
     
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    A guy is at a movie by himself when a girl sits next to him out of the blue. She isn't bad looking and he smiles at her and they exchange pleasantries. The movie starts and all of a sudden she is all over him and they start making out.

    The dude is stoked, but for whatever she keeps passing him her gum.He thinks it's weird but she sucks it away quick and they just keep going.Finally he has to just stop and ask her what the deal with the gum is.

    She says "Oh, that's not gum. I have bronchitis."
     
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    Aaaaaaaaand scene.

    At least the tattoo looks good!
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    Every girl that I used to date would somehow wind up getting herpes eventually. Fucking WEIRD, man.

    Hangovers like this make you glad that God invented a little thing called "weed".
     
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    The guitar in this video looks fucking sick, not the playing, just the guitar.
     
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    I left this in a rep, but it's worth mentioning.

    If you knew someone had an STD, not just herpes, but any STD, would you still fuck them?

    My friend said this to me the other night, "Don't you wear condoms, man?" Once I know someone has got something my desire to fuck them is overcome by self preservation. I'm not a germaphobe, at least not completely. My reply was "Just because you wear gloves, doesn't mean you want to shove your hand in a beehive."

    This is how shit gets spread, people. I guess there's a sick thrill of grinding your dick up in a honey pot of viscous sick, but I'd rather cover myself in chicken cutlets and hug a bobcat.
     
  10. taste_my_rainbow

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    This beach trip should have been great... always has been. BUT my friends boyfriend is here this year and is annoying as fuck. Not to mention he wakes everyone up when he leaves early to go to the methadone clinic. For once, I'm not dreading going back home.
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    My favourite sentence of the weekend.
     
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    Wait, aren't those clinics for people who are just starting to recover? Was he a regular user when they met?
     
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    Today is a proper Sunday: waking up hungover, a McDonald's breakfast, and now I'm watching the grand prix that I forgot existed last Sunday because of the board exams. With a stiff cup of tea. Good for the constitution.

    And it's such a beautiful day that I'll get out and do some motorcycle riding later. Post-college life sucks just as much as everyone said.
     
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    To answer Charles Johnson, hell no would I allow anybody with a known penile infection of any type touch my precious vagina.

    Plenty of other non-diseased dick out there. And condoms aren't always affective, particularly against the viruses like herpes and genital warts.
     
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    We're on 18 hours since the power went out. Some people in town have it back, while We're still shut out of luck. I'm thinking today will be spent waiting for the power to come back and drinking to forget that storm. My wife's church now has a hole in the ceiling/roof, I've heard talk of trucks that got blown over on the highway, a few neighbors had some major fence and shingle/roof damage, and there are still branches everywhere. I'm probably going to walk down to my parents house and help them clean up, as they have a lot of big trees and a fuckton of branches down.

    Our losing several hundred dollars in food in our freezers and fridge is minor in comparison.
     
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    honestly I have no idea... he's had a drug problem since we were in high school. Before this weekend I hadn't seen him in over a decade.


    To make things worse, my friend is going deaf and he talks super loud. Baby talk.
     
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    Obviously when it comes to sex having an STD does change things, but if I knew someone well enough and like them enough, it is something I would over look. It's not part of WHO they are after all, it's just something bad that happened. Not knowing either of these girls for a long time, that does make a difference. It would be very fucking hypocritical of me not to give someone a chance considering I was treated for HPV years ago myself. But once you've been through that ordeal even once, it's not something you want to put yourself through again.
     
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    *EDIT* Whoops, read something wrong
     
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    I'm aware sometimes it may or may not go away. With some people it goes away and they never knew they had it. That's why I'm always upfront about my shit despite probably 3/4 of people in the US coming into contact with it at some point in their lives.
     
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    Actually, Latin Groove is right. Something like 75% of young people will have HPV at some point, of some type. There are about a zillion different strains and not all cause the genital warts. In some, the body is able to fight off the virus, in some it results in genital warts, in some it causes cervical cancer. Hopefully with Gardisil that will decrease.
     
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