Can somebody please explain to me what the deal is with hipsters and shitty moustaches? (real or fake) I know a woman who wears a fake plastic cut-out of a moustache on a chain around her neck to use in pictures. I don't understand it, I surely don't... This is a REAL moustache: In other news, I took Li'l Bandit to his rich friend's house this afternoon, and while they were playing, the friend's dad decided to show me (what I would deem) a Christian propaganda film: Courageous. He told me that he really enjoys such movies... He kept trying to drive home that it had such a great message... I just played along. I don't know how to feel about this. I know that Li'l Bandit and that kid are really good friends, and the dad really likes us, and otherwise he seems like a cool guy, but I don't like "acting" in real life. I'm an atheist, and I don't want to have to attend church services with this guy so our kids can stay friends. (Believe me, I've done enough of that for my In-laws.) Anyway, here's some good music:
Welp, I'm not nearly drunk enough for this. I'm going to vent here since I happen to be home and I'm sure as shit not going back out. Spoilering because it has to do with my sex life. Spoiler So tonight I went out with this lady who is married. Her husband is a bit older (he's in his sixties, she's late thirties) and actually doesn't mind her having fun on the side. Heck, I've even picked her up at her place before. Anyway, this time we met at a local bar because I wanted to watch the basketball game and we had some drinks and yada yada yada. We end up back at my place and we do fun warmups. As the main event is about to start she tells me she doesn't want me to use a condom. The following conversation ensues: Me: Oh, do are you on bc now? Her: No...I'm trying to get pregnant but my husband's won't take. Me: ...I'm using a condom. She tries to tell me it's ok and that he doesn't mind and just wants her to be happy. I tell her if that's the case she should try in vitro. We end up having sex, she leaves, and I spent a good half hour staring at the ceiling. You know what? I'm going to make a steak and I'm going to watch a happy movie, like The Iron Giant or something, because fuck.
Just saw The Avengers. Decent flick. Wasn't so much a fan of the 40-year-old white-guy douche in front of me who was with his Indian wife's entire extended family and who kept throwing his popcorn down the aisle at his in-laws and laughing about it. What a dick bag. However, I did not at any point tonight, request that a FWB impregnate me. I consider that a win for all involved.
Was this thread named after a Bone Thugz in Harmony song? Ugh. Just got back from a birthday dinner and drinks. Too much. I need to detox.
A couple weeks ago I was about to go home with a girl when she asked if it's okay if her husband watched. ...Nope!
What's with so many universities offering courses and seminars and such in "mindfulness" (meaning nothing more than meditation)?
See, while not optimal, I've been presented with that scenario in the past and I've gone through with it. My only complaint is that do what you say you're going to do. If you're only going to watch, then don't just jump in unexpectedly. And ffs make sure you can handle it.
Yeah, the chance that the guy was going to do more than watch was half the reason I didn't go through with it. The other half is that I'm not really in to getting dudes off. I don't care if I never touch or even see the guy, having sex for the purpose of getting another dude off is pretty gay.
Whoa sorry Mya, I never read the travel thread. There are ton of places to go in Chicago, I can definitely help you out with that. What type of shit do you like? I'll be happy to randomly meet up with you. I met Jwags, Villagebicycle, Rachiii, and PussyGalore and walked out with all my kidneys so whatever. Holla at ur boy. I just had one of the most perfect days. Saw Anthony Jeselnik in person for about 16 dollars, fucking perfect. I could not have asked for more. That and I had an amazing dinner and drank just the right about.
Shrinking violet... I will neither confirm nor deny that I've had sex in front of an audience, but BL1Y's "story" reminded me of something that happened to me a few years ago: I was hanging out at my favorite bar. The crowd there is mostly regulars, but it gets a lot of newcomers and travelers. I was hanging out and shooting pool for beer, and a cute brunette I'd never seen before challenged me. She played an intentionally bad game and lost. She invited me to the bar to drink the beer I won. We drank and talked/flirted a little bit, then she introduced me to her fiance... He shook my hand and ordered another round for all of us. He was an average looking guy, about my height and weight. Once the next round of beers came back, he and his fiance told me that they were about to get married, and wanted to do some "crazy stuff" before they were bound in the eyes of the law and a fictitious deity. "I'm listening." I said. What my mind flashed upon was images of me railing her, possibly with him watching or videotaping. Or maybe double-teaming her. NO. The next thing she said was that they had been playing around with a strap-on dildo, and they were looking for a guy to fuck him in the ass. "Not what I was expecting" would be an understatement. I excused myself, paid my tab and left.
Nope. And that is an angle I've already thought about. I think the difference is having a very specific audience. Porn stars don't really have any sort of relationship with the people who watch it. That's different from having a someone sitting in the corner (or closet, whatever) whacking off to you.
Regardless, I'd say considering any scenario where you are having sex with a lady, no matter the audience, as "gay" is kind of moronic. Watching old school Brood War in Korean is making me feel better. Well that and this rib eye.
Any time you're engaged in a sexual act, and that sexual act leads directly to another dude in the same room getting his rocks off, is pretty gay.
Nothin' gay about pegging. It's who you're doing it with that counts, not what you're doing. And if the who is another dude, I don't care that the what is his wife.