Does anyone know anything about ipods/itunes? I just got a computer and I can't get my itunes library from my 5 year old ipod to do anything. Stupid fucking computer dorks fuckers stupid fuck shit.
Fuck you, Java Monster. I've tried you three times over the last several years and you gave me explosive diarrhea each time. These occurrences were no coincidence. You are pure evil in a can. And the other can. I'm sorry, commissary cleaning lady.
You know you're getting old when you go to someone's house, you're one of the only single guys, and the topic of most conversations is where they got their furniture and their upcoming baby's impeccably done up baby room. And you think the one drunk dude is overly obnoxious. Your bar days are coming to an end Mr. Lt...
That and Olive Garden? You know how we always say "if the same thing keeps happening and you're blaming others, rethink that?" Maybe your intestines just hate you.
I just experienced what I imagine the zombie apocalypse would be like: <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyepi" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyepi</a> For about 30 hours, no lights, no electricity and no going outside. If you did any of these things, a member of the community watch would remind you that if you continue to fuck with their holiday, they will lock you in your house, call the police, or if you are a serious ass, beat the shit out of you. There was a horror story of two tourists who got caught on the beach, and were forced to strip naked and run, do pushups, etc. until they threw up at gunpoint. Our solution was to get really, really fucked up....locked inside our apartment in the dark. Which, given the fact that we didn't have anything else to do, didn't take very long. Which then devolved into a shit-show the likes of which should only be seen on campaign posters for not giving baboons drugs and alcohol. The only positive thing about this weekend is my girlfriend showing her tits to a very appreciative and morally bankrupt Canadian who describes her life as a sexual shamble. I have never heard a series of white girls scream the words "Perfect nipples" so many times in one evening before. Apparently, I am a very lucky man.
You might want to make sure your bike is fitted properly. I'm not sure how experienced you are so forgive me if I'm telling you things you already know. The frame is the right height when you put your feet on the ground and the cross bar down the middle just touches your balls. The seat height is important. When the seat is at the correct height, your legs should almost extend all the way but with a slight break at the knee and your heel should sit low. You should not be able to place your feet on the ground and sit on the seat at the same time. The other thing is your handle bar angle. If its too low, you will bend too far forward like a racing bike. Over time, this will cause a lot of pain. Try and raise the bar up so you don't lean as for forward. Also, work on strengthening your core. If you do that, your back won't be as strained. Very little weight should be supported on your arms. I'd say 80% of what holds you in proper place should be your core and back muscles. I'm also assuming you have a road bike. I hope to Christ you aren't attempting a 200 miler on a hybrid or something. If you are, I can't help you.
Is it socially acceptable to drink alone? My two closest friends have turned into non-drinking dipshits. To the point where I've decided to acquire new ones, since these are clearly defective. edit: by alone I mean alone at the bar
I went to the gym, now eating a salad and having a Makers alone. I don't know if I should be scolded or commended. by "alone" I mean the GF is out of town and I'm on the computer in my boxers.
Ugh, I gotta put this to a stop before it starts... I murder these cute animal's parents every year. Murder them and leave the kids parentless. The parents are delicious. My grandpa's golden retriever hunts down fawn himself and brings them home as prizes. We usually have to dump them in the trash before they rot and make the dog sick.
Mohammed Ali's fist in your faCE YOU STUIPID FUCKSSS AHAHAHAAHA!!! This is the first Image that came up when I googled "portland tits:"/ NSFW Also, Roxanne.Aren't you from Ptown?