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Its Drunk Thread Time Somewhere- 3/23/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 23, 2012.

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    I'm a drunk asshole.
    But, she did look really hot in that lingerie she posted
     
    #61 PewPewPow, Mar 24, 2012
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    I'm an asshole.
     
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    Hey Roxanne, there's a drunk guy alone in Portland that got a boner from your lingerie thread post and would like to show you his penis. Roxanne, why aren't you all over this? Are you there?

    ...Roxanne?
     
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    I'm sure she is debating whether or not to put on the red light.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    We just came off the most beautiful week of the year. Sunny, warm, cloudless, no wind, just perfect. So it stands to reason, when we got a call from a buddy asking us to help him move today, that the weather should be just short of tornado. Crazy wind, rain, clouds, did I mention wind and rain? Fuck sakes. I hate helping people move.
     
    #66 Angel_1756, Mar 24, 2012
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    I'm moving today, could you give me a hand? Beer and sexual favors will be provided...
     
    #67 Diablo, Mar 24, 2012
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    I don't think there's a woman on this board who wouldn't take you up on that offer.
     
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    I'm 24 and need new clothes because I dropped a bunch of weight.

    What are the kids wearing these days?

    I'm assuming jean shorts and FuBu.
     
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    Oh my god. Everything this guy owns is fucking filthy. I really should be allowed to inventory peoples' apartments before I agree to this stuff. Ew.
     
    #70 Angel_1756, Mar 24, 2012
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    You forgot the *wink nudge*
     
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    "Sorry, Angel, my back is out. You'll have carry my chest of used condoms out. Also, these garbage bags of piss, stool, and vomit samples while you're at it. Thanks so much. Also, don't throw away that dead squirrel on the credenza."
     
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    Oh, I rep'd that to him. I have my bases covered.
     
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    Oh my god. Oh. My. Fucking. God. Mouse droppings, pigeon feathers, cockroaches and bedbug "control powder". I may vomit. And burn all my clothes before leaving. I'm never helping anyone move again.
     
    #74 Angel_1756, Mar 24, 2012
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    One of my old coworkers told me a story of an old roommate who was a fat ass gamer type nerd that never left his room. He had never been in the guys room until they were moving out when he asked him to help clean out his room. Apparently the guy had filled used Mnt Dew 2 liters with piss so he didn't have to leave his computer. He said the stench was awful as some of the older bottles had become rancid smelling. When he refused to touch anything in the room his roommate started yelling at him and he just left. He said the last thing he saw the guy doing before he left that day was pouring the piss down a broken gutter that was hanging near his window.



    Also, do you own a truck or something? Why would anyone ask you to move?
     
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    The fuck? I mean I'm not surprised to hear about someone living like that anymore (thanks internet), but they know it's socially unacceptable to do that, right? I mean, if you live like a pig, fine. But you don't have other people in your room and you certainly don't ask them to clean it. Jesus.

    Seriously, is this guy a friendless loser or something? If I wanted moving help the Asian chick would be the last person I asked.
     
    #77 Frank, Mar 24, 2012
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    I felt like a snob the other day when someone mentioned Gustav Holst's "Jupiter: The Bringer of Jollity" and I responded that I had always preferred "Mars: The Bringer of War"
     
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    Drinking alone was such a great idea.
     
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    Uranus: Bringer of Dutch Ovens
     
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