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ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    My high school class started graduating college in 2007 and a huge wave of people I know started getting married. On facebook I started getting updates, from girls at least, with last names I didnt recognize and didn't know who they were until I clicked through the annoying ass wedding photos. Now four years later half of them are either posting 3d ultra sound shots of their little corpse looking babies or they've reverted back to their original name since divorcing.
     
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    Para cuando quieres explicar esta noche a su esposa. Digale (decirle?) "Arena en las vaginas, mi esposita. Dios mio, que arena en las vaginas."

     
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    I've spent the last two summers near Montreal. Tragically, never made it out for the F1 race. The prices weren't too ridiculous for a weekend pass (considering) but I had just spent a bit over 2K on a trip to Germany and wasn't in the mood to spend another $800 (at least) between the pass, meals and hotel. Fuck knows where I'll be this summer. Or when I'll be there. Nobody's telling me much, and it's grrrrrrreat.

    A buddy of mine knows some guys who own a bar overlooking St. Catherine street, with a VIP lounge. Apparently during the F1 weekend, they sell $300,000 worth of champagne alone.
     
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    Out of all the drunk threads that have existed, I had to read this one in its entirety.

    I got blind last night. Its 4:30pm here in Australia, and I'm still doubting my ability to back up tonight. Getting soft.
     
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  5. Danger Boy

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    I'm pretty sure if I asked my married friends exactly "why" they got married, 90% of them wouldn't have a clear answer for me, other than "because that's just what you do."

    Most of them would have a bullshit answer like, "Well, I love her very much, and we'd been together for 3 years (wow), and we decided it was time, bla bla bla..."

    Yeah, but why? Apparently you had this perfect relationship before you got married. What the fuck was wrong with that? Now you signed a piece of paper and you're supposed to act differently now? And by "differently" I mean "get fucking yelled at every time you leave the house for more than two hours, whether she knew about it ahead of time or not". Is this what you really wanted?
    I understand that this isn't what everyone's marriage is like, but from what I've seen, it's very common.

    What's wrong with just being in a relationship where you trust each other and that's good enough? At least that way if it fails it's not nearly as messy.

    People are living a longer now than in the early days of marriage. Over time, people change. How do you know what you're going to want out of life 50 years from now?


    I'm probably gonna be accused of being bitter for whatever reason, but I'm in a good relationship and my parents have had a good marriage for 35 years. I just happen to think the whole idea of marriage is obsolete and people seem to never think twice before diving into it.
    It especially pisses me off when the parents of young, stupid people encourage that shit.
     
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  6. Nettdata

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    Right now, the cheapest rooms I can find is about $400/night, about 45 minutes away, in a Holiday Inn Express. The hotel closest to the track has rooms going for about $900/night, and that's where the teams usually stay. I've stayed there for the last F1 I went to with my Dad, as we went last minute and couldn't find anywhere else, and it was cool seeing all the teams eating breakfast in their uniforms, and walking around after the sessions.

    As to St. Catherine street, it's a zoo. They close down the street, have stages and bands in the middle of the road, and it's standing room only in any bar you're lucky enough to get into. I've been to the F1 there twice, and both times we wasted hours trying to get into a place on St. Catherine's. The last time we found a kick-ass little Italian place about 5 blocks away that had a ton of historic Lambos and Ferraris parked in front; as in Dino's, Miura's, etc. Call me old, but that was way more fun than the shoulder-to-shoulder action on St. Catherines.
     
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    This is how they made them in the old country right?

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    She has that "I want out of the kitchen" look to her I find so hot...
     
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    Come back?
     

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  9. Nettdata

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    Love you Fry.

    Let's kiss and make up.

    Just pretend I'm your sister.
     
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    YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!

    She's probably very pretty.
     
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  11. Politik

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    .....fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend?
     
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    I'm warm.

    And breathing.
     
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    Lame, I passed out at ten, and just woke up. Now my friends are out, but there's a line and it's raining.
     
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    And I'd still rather do her.
     
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    If there was ever a handful of posts on any message board, ever, that validates every tinge of disgust or notion that everyone else on the internet besides yourself is a socially awkward psychopath, this place owns all of them after today.

    Whether it's fake, real, manufactured, designed for a laugh, warranted, or any combination thereof....just gross. Man alive.

    My mind always goes to the same specific place when I see stuff like this happen, and maybe BlueDog will follow me on this since we're pretty similar in a lot of regards so he'll know exactly what I'm talking about and why it would be so awesome (anyone else who feels they can chime in is more than welcome to):

    ...I always picture someone like Frylock (or someone similar...I guess, if that was all real) trying to interact with the masses at a big time SEC gameday or something similar. I'm talking Iron Bowl, Cocktail Party, Texas/OU, etc... thousands of ridiculously hot girls, massive tailgates, hoards of polo shirts and boat shoes and Croakies, etc, lunatic fans, extreme everything. Just, swallowed up by the entire experience and no way out. You don't have to fit in to have a great time, that's not what I'm getting at... college football games are just a perfect litmus test to see who among us lives on the outskirts of polite society, who's lacking what, insecurities get exaggerated, etc. People implode, because they can't handle being...themselves? I dunno.

    I don't care how stupid all that sounds. I love watching people drown socially. It's sad, but it's fun. If you're a part of that experience and you know how to do it right you know what I'm talking about. Can't really quantify it, but you know it when you see it. He's That Guy. That Guy is never a good thing.

    Alright, I'm done being a douchebag.
     
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  16. Kubla Kahn

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    Two inanimate humans fucking. Now thats a porno I'd pay to see!










    Just kidding Id stream it once it hit youjizz


    edit: On a lighter note, how to shit your pants in .00002345 seconds:

    Hole breaks open in the fuselage of a Southwest flight. Ive always had that terrible fear of being in an airline accident. After reading the Lockerbie bombing entry on wikipedia a few weeks ago I'd just hope to lose consciousness before everyone started screaming and went nuts (I'd think the people shrieking would terrify me the most). Apparently that didn't happen here though. Sleep tight.
     
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    Garlic bread + provolone + hummus & cottage cheese with an undiscovered Sam Adams Winter Lager.

    You are good to me, early Saturday morning.
     
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    Saturday night and I can't be assed going out as I've busted my ass 50+ hours in the past 4 days. Instead, I'm channelling you Yanks and kicking back with my new friend Samuel Adams. I'll be paying homage to the South too, with a taste of Cajun chicken succotash on the stove and some JD to follow.

    Dinner prepared to the sounds of Irelands' true rock gods:


    Life is good.
     
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  19. Tope

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    I'm posting this because I have a funny feeling about the future.

    I will use this when the time is right. This is my proof with lack of detail.

    Happy weekend everyone. That is all.
     
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    Fuck sleep. Time to read 80 pages of ancient Greek history.
     
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