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ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 1, 2011.

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  1. Noland

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    Is there any bourbon left in New Orleans?
     
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    Makes me wonder about the stories people aren't telling.

    Let it be a lesson to us all: shut up about your personal life and post things about breasts and poop.

    Edit: Not at the same time.
     
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    I just picked an ingrown hair out of my armpit.

    GOOOOD MORNING TiB!
     
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    Welp. Elizabeth Taylor is naked on the internet forever.

    [​IMG]

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1372513/Elizabeth-Taylors-nude-portrait-24-seen-time.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... -time.html</a>


    And yes it's fantastic. Huge crush on her before she turned into the prototype for every 80s mom.
     
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    Went to a whop party last night with a couple of my roommates. I was surprised what they made lasted as long as it did, but it was strong enough to get everyone plastered and people from the house went around with vodka bottles pouring shots if you wanted one. I haven't been that drunk at a house party in a long time. Got a ride home from a DD too. Good times.
     
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    Wife fucked off to a girl's get together in the city, so I'm two beers into my day. Went around the woods this morning checking my tapped maples and all my buckets were full. Ended up with close to 15 gallons of sap that I'm currently boiling down on the burner out back.

    Going to kill of the afternoon either playing COD MW2 or Medal of Honour in the man cave WITHOUT the headphones on. 130W per channel Pioneer Elite amp powering a 5.1 set-up with woofer...the neighbours are going to think war broke out.
     
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    To all of you that have already cracked beers today- lick my dick.

    Studying my ass off of a fucking Saturday, I would never have even contemplated such blasphemy while in school.
     
    #267 Frank, Apr 2, 2011
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    Grilled cheese sandwich with a bit of melted spatula tastes fucking good when you're hungover.
     
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    Oh man, I love Saturdays. One of my favorite bands, Umphrey's McGee, is playing in Chicago tonight at the second annual UM Bowl and they are broadcasting it live on iClips.net. So I'm going to get a case of beer, get really drunk and watch it with my new headphones.

    Now, what do I want for lunch?
     
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    #270 joule_thief, Apr 2, 2011
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    The best one I've ever been to is when a buddy of mine injected each one of the grapes individually with Everclear and mixed them into the whop. The few of us that knew about it avoided the grapes while everyone else reached a sheetrock perforating level of intoxication. It was quite the show.
     
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    How is it? They talk it up well enough.

    The people that made it didn't use enough fruit... it tasted good, but that's because I had enough to put a kool-aid stain on my upper lip (1995 style).
     
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    I don't have much to say about the mod drama, except that if you guys don't take this opportunity to make Nom Chomsky a mod then you are a bunch of fucking racists and i don't know if I can allow my good e-name to be tarnished by associating with the likes of you idiots anymore. Just think about it, instead of every thread's focus being like asking for a grad school thesis regardless of the topic, it will be like every threads focus will border on the absurd, again, regardless of the topic.
     
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    Just because of this, I've cracked a beer. FREEDOM!

    I'm going to visit my aunt for dinner tonight. She is a chef. It is going to be a fine evening I'm sure.
     
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    So after I injured my foot last night [left tarsal navicular fracture] I get the pleasure of day drinking today at the house with my friends.

    The last two Saturdays have consisted of the house watching an old school movie and making a drinking game out of it. Todays movie is MORTAL KOMBAT. Shits about to be awesome.

    Whenever the Mortal Kombat theme song plays, you drink for the entirety. Every time a character says a phrase that makes you nostalgic [GET OVER HERE] drink, along with a number of other rules which will get made while watching. I'm excited.

    We're all gonna be hammered by 5.
     
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    Present it.
     
    #276 BL1Y, Apr 2, 2011
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    They blew up a peeler in Omagh today. Glad to be drinking in England and not Belfast for once. Day's like today everyone will be nervously watching the door all night.

    Also, this has to be the least fun drunk thread yet, oh well, at least Millys back on and updating his FB too.
     
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    Can we have a new rule to keep suicide stories out of the weekend drunk thread please? Somehow this is two weeks in a row. How are we supposed to post funny/hot/offensive images after that and feel OK about ourselves.
     
    #278 mya, Apr 2, 2011
  19. Solaris

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    Amen Mia,
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    #279 Solaris, Apr 2, 2011
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    I'm OFFENDED
     
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