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ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 1, 2011.

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  1. Racer-X

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    Now back to our regularly scheduled weekend programming.

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  2. BL1Y

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    It's not porn, it's fashion!
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    That's it. Time to put away the calculator and computers, go home and open a few brews.

    Racer X, you have shown me the light.
     
    #303 Puffman, Apr 2, 2011
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    Good plan, dweeb.

    My plans for the evening are described with the following equation:

    Beers + hot tub + Final Four = a good night.
     
    #304 Juice, Apr 2, 2011
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    I love a good drinking story. Even better when it's Keith Moon and Oliver Reed and a tortoise.

    While on the thought, does anyone do good interviews anymore? This world is in desperate need of a few class acts. You know, likable drunks. The world needs O'Tooles. I have strange heroes.

     
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    I'm too drunk to be able to read other peoples osrs but not drunk enough to not be ab;le to write, hmmm
     
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    I am currently wasted.

    My staff sergeant said, "Who wants an LOA? (Letter of Appreciation) We're doing the Tour de Cure Diabetes thing." I resigned myself to hating life for two days. The first day sucked.

    The second day consisted of nothing but sitting around, drinking free all-you-can-drink Bud Light, (Hey, it's free. Don't judge) and listening to a cover band play random songs while watching a bike race. I got completely trashed. My staff sergeant knew it, and he didn't do shit.

    I should do community service more often.
     
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    Do hipsters fuck old women because they are vintage?
     
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  9. BL1Y

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    Fixed that for you.
     
    #309 BL1Y, Apr 2, 2011
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    And the answer is no. Hipsters are asexual.
     
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    Good news is they won't be reproducing, amirite?
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Well I've got an exciting night ahead filled with studying for exams on Monday and Tuesday. The second of the two exams is the midterm for Macro Theory, which is worth half of our grade and which I'm genuinely terrified of. Everyone on facebook is too embarrassed to go online on Saturday night; luckily this is not the case here. Who will be joining me?

    Those tight pants are good for one thing at least.
     
    #312 dubyu tee eff, Apr 2, 2011
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    That's true. Hipsters are formed by spontaneous biogenesis whenever enough flannel, stupid glasses and PBR cans are discarded together. This is why they like blue-collar dive bars, it's like salmon swimming upstream to their birthplace.

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    Addendum: he came home at 5:30 AM sobbing on the phone to his girlfriend. Apparently, he had been out at a bar with a female friend and one of her friends all night, and the friend-of-a-friend said she was feeling "tired" and asked if she could sleep on our couch. He said no because he didn't want her in our apartment, since he didn't know her very well.

    She then drove home, got in an accident, and is in the hospital.

    After hearing him sob for an hour (sound travels in our apartment), I don't know whether this engenders sympathy or more contempt (for letting a drunk girl drive home).

    I woke up late. He was apparently already out drinking his self-loathing away. I left the apartment for a while...and he was fucking a random. He has a girlfriend, mind you. Not the first time this has happened, and the previous nights phone call had included "you're my world, baby" style mushiness. He also occasionally talks about marriage and kids with her.

    Then he came out butt ass naked screaming about how WE'RE ALL GOIN' TO THE BAR. Does this for 15 minutes. All of which he was unclothed for. My other roommate and I have shit to do, but NO, WE'RE GOING TO THE BAR WITH NAKED MAN.

    Calls his girlfriend and leaves a voicemail, because he "has to be a good boyfriend." I'm about 50-50 as to whether this statement was a joke. Maybe leaning slightly towards "not a joke."


    He's 26 years old.

    I really don't understand this guy. I really wish this wasn't university housing; otherwise, I would have moved out a while ago.
     
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  15. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    My roommate sophomore year was a similar character. He and his girlfriend would break up at least once a month, an event that was conducted amidst phone calls that lasted an hour at least throughout which he would be a blubbering mess. He also talked to his mom for hours on the phone at least 3-4 times a week. I mean I love my mom and all, but I'm happy if I can make a conversation last 20 minutes after weeks of not speaking. He was also about 300 pounds and ate fast food for most of his meals even though we lived in Union Square in fucking Manhattan where you could randomly pick a direction, walk less than 500 ft and likely walk past several excellent eateries. Pathetic.
     
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    And according to a reddotter, so am I.
     
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    A buddy of mine showed me this last weekend and I about pissed my pants laughing so hard.
     
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    His social adroitness sounds about average for heterosexual male NYU students that I've met.



    One other VERY important thing that I forgot to mention:

    He has phone sex. Often. And has no problem doing so while in our living room, or with his door open. To make it worse, he's really bad at it.

    This is an actual quote: "I wanna role play, baby. I'm an Egyptian ruler. I'm your pharaoh."

    I couldn't make that up if I tried.
     
    #318 MoreCowbell, Apr 2, 2011
  19. Blue Dog

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    Alright, I need help from the assembled masses.

    I have been working my ass off all day doing work at my wife's house, trimming millions of giant tree limbs and moving really heavy shit, and I am absolutely exhausted.,

    Someone PLEASE tell me that I NEED to drink this bottle of wine I have open. I'm so tired that I need motivation, and beer is not doing the trick.
     
    #319 Blue Dog, Apr 2, 2011
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    I thought all the wine down there came in boxes?

    But hey if only 750ml will do it for you, I say go for it.
     
    #320 DrFrylock, Apr 2, 2011
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