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ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 1, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Boxes? More like mason jars.

    But go, BD. DRINK. DRINK IT ALL.
     
    #321 Nettdata, Apr 2, 2011
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    Started Archer. It's pretty good.
     
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    There's a special ring of hell for those who let perfectly good wine go bad because it was left open.
     
    #323 MoreCowbell, Apr 2, 2011
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    If you don't report back here tonight having finished the bottle, I will rape seven babies on your behalf (it's kind of like donating to charity in someone else's name... except the opposite.)
     
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    Do you want ants? Because THAT'S how you get ants!
     
    #325 Rob4Broncos, Apr 2, 2011
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    I'm tipping back some Sam Adams and putting together a Former Middle Eastern Dictator costume for a party tonight. Good times.
     
    #326 katokoch, Apr 2, 2011
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    Can't you just whoop his ass? There's nothing like a good ol' blanket party to fix someone's fuckbucket.

    In the words of Marshall Mathers:
    Whatever happened to a good old fashioned passionate ass whoopin' where you get your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?
     
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    YuuuuuUUP!
     
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    "Anyone want a piece of me!?!?"

    *crickets*

    "nnnnnnope."
     
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    Goddamn it yall are motivational!

    Well, might as well share with yall as I get it started!

    What we have here is a lovely 2006 Chasing Lions bordeaux style red blend, with absolutely wonderful flavors of black cherry and toasty oak, as well as a breath taking bouquet of cedar and espresso:



    It is also a wonderful compliment to chicken nuggets and Tombstone pizza.

    As this bottle should just absolutely finish me off (being a lightweight is awesome), I'm going to pair my impending pass out with DVRed episodes of "The Pacific", as I once again have an evening pretty much to my own devices while my wife writes papers for her masters.

    But FUCK am I tired. This lovely wine better do its magic.
     

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    CANADA IS FULL OF MIMES AND SODOMIZERS, AND ALL OF THE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE GAS STATION BATHROOM HAND-SOAP!

    Edit: Oh wait- is that a quote from that show? My bad. BUT THE POINT STILL STANDS, EFFER!
     
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    Don't you have to go out and hunt gators or something?

    Hopefully the wife don't swim... all that thrashing around in the water really brings 'em in.
     
    #332 Nettdata, Apr 2, 2011
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    Possibly. I'd say I have about a 40% chance of winning the fight. He's in much better shape than I am, since he's inexplicably on the crew team. Maybe when he's drunk, though.

    Also, I do have to live here for another month and a half. not sure the fall out would be worth it. We mostly just tolerate him.

    While we'd all love to go around smacking fools in the mouth all day, the consequences often aren't worth it.
     
    #333 MoreCowbell, Apr 2, 2011
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    I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUD JOKE ABOUT THAT- YOU KNOW MY SISTER WHO I HAVE ALWAYS SORTA FLIRTED WITH WAS KILLED BY A GATOR WHILE SKINNY DIPPING BACK IN DA MARSH WITH HER BOYFRIEND T-BEAUX (MY NEPHEW) AND HAD HER NIPPLE BITTEN OFF AND BLED TO DEATH WHILE OL' T-BEAUX JUST HOPPED AROUND YELLING "SHOOOT 'EM SHOOOOT 'EM".

    AND I WAS LIKE THIS CLOSE TO CLOSING THE DEAL WITH HER WHEN IT HAPPENED- THIS IS BULLCRAP!
     
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    I just had a delicious dinner of steak, roasted peppers, mashed potatoes, homemade chocolate chip cookies and other assorted deliciousness. I pity all of you for not partaking.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to open up that bottle of scotch. With any luck I'll return drunk and post about the malingering doubts I've been having about my relationship. STAY TUNED.
     
    #335 ghettoastronaut, Apr 2, 2011
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    Why wouldn't you eat the cookies for dessert?
     
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    I did. I'm sorry for not breaking down the meal into squads for ease of understanding.

     
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    Since we all love redheads (and boobs):
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    And because we also love summer (also boobs):
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    And to appease our Canadian overlords, here's Glenn Beck if he was Canadian:
     

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    I wouldn't worry too much about it. You just have to catch him off guard, scare the shit out of him and explain to him how things are going to be from now on.
    Something similar to this (without the gun, of course):

    Do it when you're both sober. Don't injure him, just get his full attention.
    People like him need to be put in their place, otherwise he'll just think he can keep running around and wasting perfectly good oxygen.
    I realize that you can't go around smacking fools in the mouth all day, but I think this situation may warrant it. Plus, you don't need to put up with that shit. You have another room mate that can stick up for you, right? If you guys are men, you really should make things right, even if it means sitting his dumb ass down and talking to him about it. Guys like him, though, are usually much more receptive to a good clock cleaning.
     
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    As much as I'd like to risk being in serious disciplinary trouble with my university and possibly removed from university housing less than 2 months before graduation, I'll pass. I'm not the least bit scared of him; I just don't want to deal with what might occur if he were to go to the university. Yeah, they'd probably do nothing serious, but with so little time to graduation, it's not worth chancing it. Some things are more important than machismo, and in two months he'll be someone else's problem.

    I'm intending to go the "talking to" route; I just don't expect it to have much effect.
     
    #340 MoreCowbell, Apr 2, 2011
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