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ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 1, 2011.

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  1. DrFrylock

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  2. Nettdata

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    Wait. Is the black shit smooth? Because that's what you're looking for. You want the entire bottom of the pan to be filled in with that "black shit" (AKA carbon). It's smooth, and non-stick.

    As long as it's not rough, don't wipe it off... keep it. Add more.
     
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    Honestly, to get a really good seasoning, throw an oil-covered pan in the oven at the highest temperature and leave it there for a good half hour. Maybe even longer. If the oven's not enough, put it on top of a hot burner, but the oven is better because it seasons the pan all over and creates less smoke.
     
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  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Tonight, I made two really good decisions. The first was to take LSD while working. (I'm an airline pilot.) The second was after my flight...ended...I decided to celebrate finally remembering to buy a new carafe of bacon grease for my masturbation portal (seriously, who masturbates with anything that didn't drip from a pig?)

    It was awesome. I had one of those six-seconds-all-fatty-and-out of self respect sessions. The best part was that my roommates are Nazis, and they were having some sort of loud meeting right outside. Apparently, nothing turns me on more than a cadre of azure-eyed women discussing racial purity.

    Then, when I deglazed my penis, I saw that my webcam was on, and that I'd accidentally signed up and been broadcasting my sexual exploits on baconbois.com. I get on and the first thing my subscribers say is, "why was that so weird? are you losing your touch?"

    I debated whether this was uncool to post about, but then I decided that you guys totally get it. Papa gotta eat. And then he gotta take the remains of that meal and get his Onan on.
     
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    Part of it was from the 2nd seasoning run and part of it was from the eggs that got stuck in the pan earlier. About half and half at this point. I figured the shit that was "gummy" would end up melting when I made the eggs, but no dice. I'm just starting over tomorrow and going to use the bacon fat.
     
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    Hey all. I just wanted to update you. I'm drunk as a fuck nut. And fucking nut is where it's at.
     
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  7. Nettdata

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    I love you too, man.
     
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  8. DrFrylock

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    Do you perchance have a newsletter? And, if so, how might one subscribe?
     
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  9. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm charging a subscription fee for it. Also I molest dead family members.

    Tee-hee!
     
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    You're ugly.
     
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  11. Nettdata

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    He's really Sid Haig.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. DrFrylock

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    More like Al Haig. AS OF NOW, I AM IN CONTROL HERE!



    Over/under on percentage of TiBbers who will understand what I'm talking about: 50%.
     

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  13. Nettdata

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    If you mean 50% of the ones online right now, I'd agree.

    Except it was "I am in control."

    And my favourite:



    Who said presidents couldn't have a sense of humour?
     
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  14. DrFrylock

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    More presidental humor:



     
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    I saw a wino eating grapes and I was like "Dude, you have to wait."
     
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    Does anyone else here suffer from white guilt on occasion?

    I ate at a this mexican place tonight that makes their guacamole table side, and out comes this old black guy to make it. He wasn't having any of our small talk, just stood there smashing avocados and squeezing limes, glaring at us.

    It was pretty uncomfortable. First off, I expected a mexican. Secondly, this guy didn't want to be there, stuck at work making guacamole for people half his age still drunk from brunch, and I felt bad. I wanted to tell him to go take a load off, I could take it from here but that'd be wrong so we just carried about our business. Kind of realized right then and there that I would be the worst slave owner ever. Don't think I'd have it in me.

    "Oh, uh...yeah. One more thing Toby. If you could, I mean...when you get a chance, whenever, if you could just plow that field. And I guess the rest of them too, you know...if you can. No big deal. Just whenever you can. Sure would appreciate it. Alright...yeah."

    The guacamole ended up sucking, so I forgot all about it and focused on complaining about it until the check came. Anyway, white guilt...I has it.
     
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    Nope.
     
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    fag.


    no hearts an shit.
     
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    I wrote several essays in university about how racism is bad, so I'm obviously guilt free.

    All of the perks of being a white male, with none of the guilt... Fuck yeah.
     
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