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ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 1, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I was reading that hilarious subscription thread, and there was a great idea: open up the flood gates so morons can subscribe here. Seriously, after Milly was there anything more fun than tearing another human being to shreds and destroying every fibre of their confidence? How about twenty human beings? Maybe we should knock boards filled with retards like Something Awful, Offtopic or Digg or one of those boards where every member deserves to die.

    EDIT: Oh, and never grocery shop while stoned. BIG mistake.
     
    #461 Crown Royal, Apr 3, 2011
  2. Nettdata

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    Dude. You have an unnatural obsession with Wahoo-ing. Seek help.
     
    #462 Nettdata, Apr 3, 2011
  3. Frank

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    You watch your hillbilly whore mouth. I'm a star!
     
    #463 Frank, Apr 3, 2011
  4. hoju

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    Remember that lying bitch that accused the three Duke Lacrosse players of rape? Yeah, that was big news until they found out she was, in fact, a lying bitch and the national media kinda gave up on that story.
    Well, since then she has assaulted her boyfriend, set his clothes on fire in a bathtub and threatened to stab him. Police charged her with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer.
    That was February of last year.

    Since then, she has apparently cleaned up her act.

    Or she's done the exact opposite of that. This happened last night/this morning.

    Also, those three lacrosse players are suing the shit out of the Durham Police Department, etc.

    Its funny how this isn't worthy of national media attention anymore.
     
    #464 hoju, Apr 3, 2011
  5. JDTheHero

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    Nothing like a month's supply of Fluff to make your wahoo'ing that much more enjoyable.
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    #465 JDTheHero, Apr 3, 2011
  6. Politik

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    THEY MAKE STRAWBERRY FLUFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
     
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  7. Frank

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    If breaking an idiot down and trolling him to the point that he deletes his entire online existence is wrong, I don't want to be right.
     
    #467 Frank, Apr 3, 2011
  8. Nettdata

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    Oh, I know you are.
     

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  9. Juice

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    Fluff sucks. Anything regarding marshmallows sucks.

    Especially fucking s'mores.
     
    #469 Juice, Apr 3, 2011
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Yeah dude. I totally Wahoo'd the balls off of Max Tucker.

    Sweet potatoes + marshmellows.
     
    #470 Nom Chompsky, Apr 3, 2011
  11. JDTheHero

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    You shut your whore mouth. Just because you were beaten with marshmallows by your peers as a child and now have repressed memories of it, doesn't mean the marshmallow is a terrible thing. You are for being a nerdlinger. Come on, stand up for yourself poindexter!
     
    #471 JDTheHero, Apr 3, 2011
  12. Ins

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    Unless Charlie Sheen is screaming it or it can be autotuned I'm afraid it's not worthy of attention. I bet most people only heard about the tsunami through an autotuned version of people screaming.
     
    #472 Ins, Apr 3, 2011
  13. Juice

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    Why go and ruin perfectly good sweet potatoes? Are they not tasty enough without a processed sugar cylinder?
     
    #473 Juice, Apr 3, 2011
  14. JDTheHero

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    I see where the hate comes from....

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    #474 JDTheHero, Apr 3, 2011
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    I think Will.I.Am, Drake, and Kanye just released a track called "Holy Shit! Shake, Rattle, and Flood" sampling screaming Japanese people.
     
    #475 hoju, Apr 3, 2011
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    And see, I think why ruin perfectly wonderful processed sugar fluffy goodness by placing them on the red headed step child of the potato family.
     
    #476 mya, Apr 3, 2011
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    Just got back from Publix. I picked up a case of Bud because, prepare to be shocked:

    I have never shotgunned a beer before. I've funneled more than my share, and done plenty of keg stands, and in general consumed too much too fast, but this particular feat has escaped me so far.

    And, I really want to shotgun a Guinness one day, so I figured I needed to get the technique down.

    Here goes.

    [Edit:]
    Did manage to not spill any. Woot!

    Lessons learned: line up the hole and the tab for easier popping. Puncture the can slightly higher up for a bigger hole.
     
    #477 BL1Y, Apr 3, 2011
  18. mya

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    Sitting alone in your parent's house on a sunday night and shot gunning beers?

    Living the dream, man, living the dream.
     
    #478 mya, Apr 3, 2011
  19. john_b

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    Nom Chompsky speaks the truth. They can be really good. My wife makes sweet potatoes with marshmallows (and cinnamon I think and butter) and they are the shit. Although, you're taking a relatively healthy food (sweet potatoes) and turning it into an artery clogger. They really are good.
     
    #479 john_b, Apr 3, 2011
  20. Ins

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    My friend told me about it, apparently it's pretty deep.
     
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