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ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 1, 2011.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Fuck the Great FireWall. They are now choking off VPN access so I am with out glorious facebook and all youtube videos are just blank spots on pages again. Looks like Ill have to find some Anon level software just to read fucking status updates!
     
    #161 Kubla Kahn, Apr 1, 2011
  2. Noland

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    I've seen Bizarre Foods. That's all your people eat.
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    I don't get this post.

    Which is very meta of you. How fucking clever is this guy!?
     
    #163 Nom Chompsky, Apr 1, 2011
  4. bewildered

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    I cross my heart and hope to die promise that I'll green dot you if you do what mya says. I see this as an even trade.

    *edit* for the record I was joking, I want to see ding dongs on the forums just as little as the rest of you.
     
    #164 bewildered, Apr 1, 2011
  5. Beefy Phil

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    He made his family disappear.

     
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  6. Gravitas

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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Wildie, if I can walk down a runway wearing nothing more than a sparkly jockstrap and a leash, I can take a couple creative photos for some strangers.

    And I just got a phone with a camera, YESTERDAY (old one was lost, was using a beater for a little bit til I got an upgrade).

    Synergy.
     
    #167 Nom Chompsky, Apr 1, 2011
  8. bewildered

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    Oh baby!
     
    #168 bewildered, Apr 1, 2011
  9. Beefy Phil

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    He's a fucking real person?
     
    #169 Beefy Phil, Apr 1, 2011
  10. Danger Boy

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    His opponent was probably intimidated by Milly's hardcore Nickelback entrance music.
     
    #170 Danger Boy, Apr 1, 2011
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    Only because we've hunted the common housecat to extinction in Seoul. Dogs are too stringy.
     
    #171 Jimmy James, Apr 1, 2011
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    I am very suggestible when I am drunk, or sober.
     
    #172 Nom Chompsky, Apr 1, 2011
  13. mya

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    Stick with me baby, we'll go places...
     
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  14. Danger Boy

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    Is the wind real? Is the ocean real? Is fucking lightning real?

    Come on, man!
     
    #174 Danger Boy, Apr 1, 2011
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    Right now I have two pennies selling on eBay for 80 dollars.

    I think I have found the best exchange rate of all time.
     
    #175 kuhjäger, Apr 1, 2011
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    You're now looking at the newest owner of HDTV. I finally got with the times and bought a new monitor to replace the one I, umm...punched. So, I now have a high resolution Vizio on which I can play Call of Duty in 1920 x 1080, and watch D.P. porn in 1080p. AT THE SAME TIME!!! You can all suck on my shit, for realz.

    Seriously, I'm so excited I can't contain myself right now. I'm bouncing to every website in my bookmarks tab just to see what they look like on a screen that has nearly twice the area and resolution of my laptop.
     
    #176 Rob4Broncos, Apr 1, 2011
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    Honestly, say what you will, but he entered the cage humble, wanting to learn and left that way. I'm one of the biggest Millie bashers out there, but it looked like he put on 30 years of maturity from his posturing on his site.
     
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    I don't think I've ever had as much contempt for a human being as one of my roommates. Ten Milli's wouldn't be as douchey as he is. After only 3 months, his mere voice makes me viscerally angry.

    I can hear him in the living room talking about his faux-Entourage days when he "bought the entire bar" and asking "You wanna do coke? Weed? Or coke? Coke and weed? I mean, like, I can totally make it happen baby. Just one phone call."

    Meanwhile, he's a 26 year old non-traditional student who has (from what we can gather) spent the past 8 years doing nothing but fucking around on his father's money and connections. He's a supposed "sophomore" who spends his time trying to convince 19 and 20 year olds that he's cool and throws down as hard as they do, man, while simultaneously trying to play the "Let me give you advice, when I was your age..." card. Of course, everyone laughs at him behind his back.

    He comes up with hairbrained shitty business scams every week ("Dude, we can have like, an alternative dining plan! We just gotta convince all the local restaurants, and come up with a payment plan, and attract customers, and convince the university, and..."). One of my friends is convinced that he's going to start a Ponzi scheme.


    I had to stay in tonight to do work (not even schoolwork. Work-work). I have trouble hearing myself think over the pounding sound of Black and Yellow two rooms over. Keep in mind, it's not like there's a party. It was him and two other people.



    If this weren't university housing, I would have been out months ago. He makes my other roommate who acts like a drunken toddler at least twice a week look like a model citizen.




    FUCK I'M GRUMPY, I NEED A FUCKING NAP.
     
    #178 MoreCowbell, Apr 1, 2011
  19. bewildered

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    Fuck! I am pretty jealous actually. I am itching to buy a nice HD TV but I really don't have the money for it. I mean, I have the money, but it's not in the budget. Poo.
     
    #179 bewildered, Apr 1, 2011
  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Ok, roomates. In what fucking world does it make sense to set the temperature at 75 degrees especially when we LIVE IN SOUTH CAROLINA AND IT IS THE BEGINNING OF APRIL. I thought pushing it down to 72 would be a nice compromise between the 68-70 that i prefer and the sauna that they do but apparently fucking not. Two days later it's back up to 75. And then they wonder why I spend so much god damn time at the office. GOD.
     
    #180 dubyu tee eff, Apr 1, 2011
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