Yes. They actually are. But not only are they insane, they are just stupid. It is the classic, we have a university with 1/4 of the student body voting for the first time, so they register here and vote along with their idealism city. But not as bad as Santa Cruz, where I live. Most crazy Berkeley people leave. In SC they are welcomed with open arms.
Man the fuck up and have some confidence. Calling her back will have been the hardest step. The girl wants you to take her out. I am heading to the backyard with some lighter fluid, matches, and Cutty Sark. Time to light up the fire pit and celebrate some quality work done.
FINALLY daugher is in bed. This kid just will not fall asleep on her own. She fights it until she collapses like a soldier. I had a guy at work to day ask me how to spell the word "metal". *crickets* Building fire and smoking away now. May just karate-chop logs into firewood pieces to relieve tension.
Ok, so is the theme of the thread this week hot women and beer/alcoholic beverages? If so, here's Alexis Texas: This is safe for work, right? She isn't showing anything that wouldn't be allowed on a public beach, right?
Alrighty, I'm back and I actually had a great time. No sex or anything but the girl turned out to be much smarter than I initially thought and when I met up with her she actually had a very intelligent friend with her. I think this has some real potential. Thanks for the berating, TiB. Even though I didn't get any pussy or anything, I think this certainly bodes well for the future. This gal might even be some relationship material. We shall see. Either way, thanks gang. Time to fall asleep playing some call fo duty and analyzing the nights events.
If you treat her with respect too much she'll swallow your penis with her whore-vagina. Slap her around a bit, ignore her calls, let her know who is THE man. I'm alone on a Friday night. I already got laid, I have work tomorrow (in 5.5 hours to be exact) and my liver is taking a much needed break - why am I pissed about this?
Rented a Rug Doctor and Rug Doctored my ass off. I wonder how much dead sperm and vaginal snot that thing sucked up tonight? After seeing the the Bandits Alexis Texas post.......well, I found a bad ass gif of her. Anyone who can get the second one down with her banging asses blown up in a post is a winner forever. I really think I want this for my new avatar. http://www.synciti.net/forum/showthread.php?t=4372
So this thread is for drunk posts about drunk stuff we do right? So I have a bad habit of climbing buildings when I get drunk. This is from some time around 2 a.m.
Tried Everclear for the first time tonight. I will admit, I'm pretty fucked up right now, but at the same time, perhaps I have found my new favorite alcohol. This is both terrible and delightful at the same time. Met some German girls tonight. My god, I love german girls. Never thought my German would ever come in handy.
I'm not quite sure how to resolve the above with: As they appear to be contradictory statements, but wait, it gets scarier... I married a smart girl. If I were you, RUN. During my manwhore days, I fished in the 'drunk, dumb, and slutty' pool. Good times. Smart chicks? You have no idea what you're in for. It's fucking painful. They don't buy your bullshit, you can't trick them, and can't tell them that your dick happened to slip into the wrong hole. The only potential here is your quest for locating your testicles will come to an abrupt, and unsatisfactory end. I'm sure there's more to come. And don't mention it. This statement makes my penis sad on your behalf. Not in a gay way, mind you. More of a 'Dear God in Heaven, you can't put the words 'even though' in a sentence with 'didn't get any pussy' as it foreshadows a terrible, terrible ending. If that future includes a testicular free environment, you're golden. Please, oh please tell me you didn't tell her that. Oh God, you better have not told her that. Since I'm all about helping, here's my analysis: You didn't get laid. Mission failure. Reboot, redouble your efforts, and get back in there swinging. Oh, wait, he wanted us to berate him BEFORE the date. My bad.
I'm far too hungover to give actual advice so I'll just berate him. WHAT A PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSY. fuck.
To hell with the naysayers, I'd say you did a good job. Keep after it and try not to fuck up too bad. It's 10:00, is that late enough for shower beers before hitting up Granite City at noon for lunch and beer?