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Hand raised. Once you've eaten a butthole, it's really hard to take the "who would put that in their mouth, gross!" position. No one I've known has died from eating cum, so it's just going on the "list of things I'm not into but don't make me run for the hills." I don't really want to and imagine it's not very pleasant, but boobs have convinced dudes to do crazy things before.

 

Clearly you've never heard of syphilis or super aids.

 

If my own cum is responsible for giving me syphilis, then I am calling my local university with a fascinating case study.

 

Hell no I don't drink my own, that's what a cuckold is for.

 

I was talking about cum guzzling in general, not slurping down your own.

 

It's happened, so what? As people have mentioned before me, since it happens in the moment I don't give it a second's thought. Sure, a full on snowball isn't fun but I've made out with girls who have swallowed me entirely.

 

I agree.


I won't take what amounts to be a full load in the mouth. But if you are averse to kissing a girl after a beej, you suck and don't deserve one. Of course there will be some residual but that's part of the game.

I assumed the "indifferent" selection was describing taking a load either directly or indirectly(snowball).

 

My take on sex:

Sex is all about putting hands, fingers, tongues, bodyparts, and juices everywhere they aren't supposed to be.

 

Nom, you are trolling us! Wanting to eat your own cum is NOT a thing. Why, I bet if I googled "dudes eating their own cum" right now, there wouldn't be a single result.

UPDATE:

 

My juices are delicious, subtle pineapple flavored. I don't mind tasting myself, why cant you guys get over tasting yourselves?

 

What's this "used to" shit?

I'm not overly enthusiastic (I wouldn't even say that I am indifferent to it) about tasting my own mung but if it's been in her mouth after she has swallowed and you kiss her, you basically have had it in your mouth anyways.

 

But see, I have tasted my own before, and it's not enjoyable. Whereas most girls taste pretty good. One girl straight up tasted like strawberries.

So I don't ask a girl if I can finish in her mouth. If they're blowing me, I let them know I'm gonna cum and let them do whatever comes naturally to them.

 

One rope for me, the rest goes on the ground for my dead homies.

 

Much like anal, the idea is way more fun than the execution. Look, I don't care if you snowball me. Some warning would be nice but if you find it hot and I find you hot, then its hot to me. Whatever keeps it going. Would I siddle up to a 50s era soda jerk (see what I did there?) and have a nice glass of hot load? Fuck no. Context is key here. But I have and I'm sure will again, sucked my own load out of a pussy, and then snowballed her. Why? It was hot to her and that is the name of the mu-fuckin game. I want to be a repeat customer betwixt these thighs. Imma do what I gotta do to ensure that.

 

Now, wait a minute. I do not want to eat my own cum. But, if I were endowed well enough and flexible enough, I would probably suck my own dick. Then what? It would seem rude to not finish. I guess I will never know. Surely, some of you dudes are capable of that. Do you not finish the job?

 

Did you forget that this is the board whose male members are also mostly grossed out by the idea of going down on a woman who isn't shaved bare?

 

I feel like more straight dudes are getting into pegging now, though. So we're maybe 10 years away from that perception shifting.


Anyway, sucking your own penis is uncomfortable and feels more like sucking a cock than getting your cock sucked. It's fun to be able to say you've done it though.

Spoiler

I can really only do a bit, so maybe if I were hyper flexible it would be different.