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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 9, 2013.

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Your Own Cum?

  1. I'm a dude and I'd never want to swallow it

    74 vote(s)
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  2. I'm a dude and I am eager to swallow it

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  3. I'm indifferent

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  4. I'm a chick and I never want to swallow it

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  5. I'm a chick and I am eager to swallow it

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  6. I just wanna swallow Nom

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  1. Angel_1756

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    Thanks to hot yoga, I am very close to being able to lick my own hoo hoo.
     
    #41 Angel_1756, Oct 10, 2013
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Maybe you hang around here too much or NYC is just more down with this. Outside of this place and HBO's Real Sex I have never once heard anyone mention pegging as a thing*, let alone being close to a thing that would have perceptions shifted enough to be cool. Hell even Scootah got defensive about it when someone joked that he was being pegged by the dudes he fucked.

    I feel like in general the whole sucking your own honker would be easier for the black man since it is a scientific fact the vast majority have donkey dicks that reach well above the navel. But would be less likely a thing given the average blacks acceptance of teh gayz.

    * This is general conversation in my life, I mean you hear about it now again in various media.
     
    #42 Kubla Kahn, Oct 10, 2013
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm telling you, there are a ton more guys into it than would admit it. Do you know how letters are sent to how many advice columnists about this? A lot of guys are into it, but would never be willing to admit and/or explore it. Time will change that though. I don't really know if ten years is enough, but considering how quickly sexual mores can evolve, it's certainly possible.
     
    #43 Nom Chompsky, Oct 10, 2013
  4. Superfantastic

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    You guys wanna know how you can tell I can't suck my own dick?

    I'm at work typing this right now.
     
    #44 Superfantastic, Oct 10, 2013
  5. happyfunball

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    Come on Nom, you know the saying.

    Pics or it di...

    What?

    Well, I want to see it.
     
    #45 happyfunball, Oct 10, 2013
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Some comedian - Eddie Murphy, I think - said if he could do that, he'd never leave the house. In addition to my, ahem, shortcomings and lack of flexibility, I would need to eliminate some stomach area girth to be able to accomplish that. I feel like I'd have to get in some kind of legs over my head position, too, to have my best chance. I'd be worried that I'd break my neck or something, and that's how the coroner would find me, who would have to explain that to my mom.
     
    #46 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 10, 2013
  7. Psychodyne

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    True dat. The wife and I were out of town, and I realized I forgot my tooth brush.

    Me: Dammit! I forgot my toothbrush.
    Wife: No biggie, just use mine.

    At this point the look I gave her must have been one of horror/disgust/disbelief, because she rolls her eyes at me and says "Oh for fucks sake, you lick. my. butthole. But the thought of using my toothbrush grosses you out??" I laughed at my absurdity and used her toothbrush. Doesn't mean we now only have one toothbrush, but in a pinch, it's okay.

    Same thing about tasting my own cum. I've had it happen a few times, similarly to what others have described here. Stuff happens during sex, and sometimes you just have to shrug it off. Although the first time that did happen I took the first rope right to my eye, and when I opened my mouth to express my displeasure, most of the second rope shot right in…the FWB I was with thought it was fucking hilarious.

    Except it wasn’t.
     
    #47 Psychodyne, Oct 10, 2013
  8. Juice

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    I've eaten butthole like their was chocolate candy on the other side like an Advent calendar. It wasn't even stained brown, which was pleasing. I just imagine that she never pooped and it was fine. She came, I came, the hobo jerking it outside the window came. But I will never eat my own jizz.
     
    #48 Juice, Oct 10, 2013
  9. silway

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    I'm a dude and I'm indifferent. I've tasted my own cum before. It's not something I actively seek out, but I don't really care one way or the other. I can't recall a girl ever actively wanting to snowball me. Not a terribly exciting thought but I'd probably give it a try in the moment. If it makes things hotter for her, why not? It's semen, it's clearly not poisonous nor a waste product, I'll survive.
     
    #49 silway, Oct 10, 2013
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    What I'm trying to avoid, is a conversations where I'm just you know, eating at a truckstop diner or whatever, and accidentally say in front of people, "ooh gross, this tastes like semen. Um, I mean, like I imagine semen would taste. Uh, not that I imagine tasting it. Check please."
     
    #50 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 10, 2013
  11. xrayvision

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    Those truckers get lonely....

    "Yea! I know what you mean!" *extended eye contact* *raises eyebrows suggestively*
    *Rush flees the scene faster than he's ever run before.*
     
    #51 xrayvision, Oct 10, 2013
  12. shimmered

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    Meh. I've gone down on him during sex, after he's been inside me. Whatever. And I swallow. So...this isn't a huge deal to me overall.
     
    #52 shimmered, Oct 10, 2013
  13. Pinkcup

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    Exactly.

    I am surprised this is such a big fucking deal. It's just semen, for fucks sake. If you get a little into your mouth, be an enthusiastic sex partner and just swallow it down happily and continue about your business.
     
    #53 Pinkcup, Oct 10, 2013
  14. scotchcrotch

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    The one and only time I ever hit a woman was after she snowballed me.

    It was like a magic trick as she fooled me into thinking she had swallowed. How the hell can you talk with a mouth of cream, normally, and hide it while doing so?


    Out of instinct, I open palmed her across the head. More of a shove than a slap, but I'd do it again.
     
    #54 scotchcrotch, Oct 10, 2013
  15. Danger Boy

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    [rnsfw]Now you're a man.[/rnsfw]
     
    #55 Danger Boy, Oct 10, 2013
  16. scotchcrotch

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    I imagine you could fill your mouth with Ambesol and wear a condom, the equivalent of a "stranger".

    But then you'd be getting a condom blowjob and by then there's really no point.
     
    #56 scotchcrotch, Oct 10, 2013
  17. NMW

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    Looks like I'm drastically in the minority here. You guys don't know what you're missing.
     
    #57 NMW, Oct 10, 2013
  18. xrayvision

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    Wait...what?
     
    #58 xrayvision, Oct 11, 2013
  19. Flat_Rate

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    The fuck?
     
    #59 Flat_Rate, Oct 11, 2013
  20. PIMPTRESS

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    A cheap source of protein?

    Paleo4Life
     
    #60 PIMPTRESS, Oct 11, 2013
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