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It's Pronounced "JIF", Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 31, 2013.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I don't understand why everyone's minds are being blown about the Michael Douglass thing. Were people unaware that HPV can lead to cancer before this? That HPV can be spread through oral sex? Or is it just the Michael Douglass part?
     
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    Oh, I see how it is. When an American soccer player does it, she's trolling the shit out of her fans. But when every single other soccer player in the world does it every time they score a goal, he's being a Eurofag.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    #243 Crown Royal, Jun 2, 2013
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    What is the world coming to when it's not even safe to eat pussy anymore!?!
     
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    Don't worry, you still have a 0.5 in 10,000 chance of getting HIV from a blowjob.
     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    So, I'm going to Niagara Falls comic con next Saturday. I cannot wait to see the creatures at this off-ramp of Oz. it has a Magic tournament amongst other things where I will be out of my element.
     
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    A serious word of caution, Crown - do not be swayed by the price. Under no circumstances should you consume any of the food at The Flying Saucer. Don't do it. Fight every urge. Failure to heed these words will bring an experience that only bewildered after a trip to Olive Garden can understand.
     
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    Finally got out to Target Field to watch a Twins game today. Holy shit, watching a ballgame there compared to the toiletdome is like going from a rickshaw to a Bentley.
     
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    I'll see your dog and raise you a human.

     
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    I wanted to go to a game when I was there in May, but they were on the road the whole time.
     
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    I think people are wildly unaware of the effects of HPV, especially on women. I read somewhere that there's a movement to start vaccinating girls when their 10. It's increidble that its not supported as much as it should be.
     
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    Leave that weak sauce home.

    This is bad.
    Like, really bad
    But also hilarious
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    To make up for the above:

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  13. Crown Royal

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    Oh, you didn't hear? The vaccine causes mental retardation in people. At least I was told that. I have sources.
     
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    A related article to the Douglass thing is "The growing popularity of oral sex."

    Do these undersexed British housewives think blowjobs were just invented a few years ago?
     
    #254 ssycko, Jun 3, 2013
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    It's Pronounced "JIF", Weekend Drunk Thread

    She's a Canadian, from Vancouver, playing for the American team. Just to be clear.

    And I'm pretty sure she's also the one who was dating Brett Lawrie and hacked his twitter like a sniveling child when he broke up with her.

    She's sort of a disaster.

    Even still, let's be honest... I'd hate fuck her for sure.
     
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    Re: It's Pronounced

    I heard about the Facebook thing. How pathetic can you get?
     
    #256 Crown Royal, Jun 3, 2013
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    So yesterday Li'l Bandit and I went to the store. Once we were inside, he said:
    "Hey dad, I'm not going to take my hands out of my pockets the whole time we're in here."
    To which I said:
    "Why, are you playing pocket-pool?"
    "What's pocket-pool?"
    I rolled my eyes and giggled.
    "Really dad, what's pocket pool?"
    I just laughed.
    "Come on dad, what's pocket pool?"
    I told him: "I'll tell you when we get back to the car."
    Li'l Bandit: "No, just tell me!"
    Me: "Think about it."
    And he kept asking me "What's pocket pool?!" over and over again, and everyone in the general vicinity could hear.
    Finally I told him: "When you play a game of pool, what are you playing with?"
    Then it dawned on him.
    Kids. Boatloads of fun.
     
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  18. Crown Royal

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    Lets get serious for a second here:

    Guys need to stop with the parkour shit. I realize that a) it was very cool eight years ago and b) you can't afford a skateboard, but look at it like skateboarding: no matter how hard you try, you will ALWAYS suck. One out of every 500 are good, the rest of you suck. Surely you must have a back-up plan for desperately getting a female's attention.
     
    #258 Crown Royal, Jun 3, 2013
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    It is one hell of a nice ballpark... almost makes up for the Twins' performance this year.
     
    #259 katokoch, Jun 3, 2013
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    Considering the 10-0 beatdown they handed to the Mariners yesterday it was probably the best game to go to all year.
     
    #260 Trakiel, Jun 3, 2013
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