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It's Pronounced "JIF", Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 31, 2013.

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  1. VanillaGorilla

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    Let's put it in perspective. You have a kid. They want to A) start skateboarding or B) start DJ'ing.

    Which would you prefer?
     
    #301 VanillaGorilla, Jun 3, 2013
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    C) A time machine and an abortion clinic.
     
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    Skateboarding is much less expensive, and they would probably make more friends doing it. And, it's outdoors.
     
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    D) Hunting/Fishing
     
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    If my kid wants to be a DJ then I've screwed up somewhere along the line. Skateboarding all the way.
     
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    Who told you about my secret seduction move? God damn it.
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Has nobody learned anything from Michael Douglas??

    Licking tacos is how you get cancer.
     
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    People are legitimately surprised that teen moms, stoners, and dropouts making ten cents an hour above minimum wage aren’t treating their food like Mamacita Del Taco Bell is in the kitchen in an apron and sombrero patiently making each Doritos Locos taco by hand, carefully sprinkling es perfecto delicioso amount of dorito dust on each and every shell. How is this a shock to anyone?
     
    #311 VanillaGorilla, Jun 3, 2013
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    I want more shawarma from this delicious shawarma place down the road, but I fear that if I go, the staff will judge me for always eating there.

    Being a grown-up is hard.
     
    #312 ghettoastronaut, Jun 3, 2013
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    The only way you'll be judged is if you start reeking of curry and get good at computers.
     
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    Let's talk about how amazing this is.

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    My dog gets a huge boner every time he looks at the kitten that I am holding. I think he wants to eat it SO BAD.
     
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    We've been over this, bewildered - EATING PUSSY GIVES YOU CANCER. DO YOU WANT YOUR DOG TO GET CANCER?

    Fuck, I have a headache.
     
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    I'm sorry mommy, I won't be bad and make you yell anymore.
     
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    Well he wants to do something with it alright.
     
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    It's pronounced "Jif".....

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