Are we sure Aetius wasn't trying to obtain an amateur hooker? "Sorry buddy, we're all out of Melissa. All we got is grandma!"
I know we just had an argument about still doing something even if you're not good at it, but I think we can agree this guy should throw in the towel on scootering.
HA HA HA HA HA Oh, man. I can't remember the last time I've seen somebody shit the bed like that. That final plunge caused two drops of pee to come out.
I think its hilarious that they don't even react to him driving into that hole. Must be a normal occurrence there?
Apparently today is national hug a cat day. I wonder if anyone is actually going to do that. I don't know about you guys but hugging an animal that will scratch and bite the shit out of you if you do it sounds like a good idea. In other news, tomorrow is drink untreated water day, its good for the system.
My favorite part is the little delay before you see water (or whatever it is) splash against the side of the hole he fell in. Priceless!
If it's China then yes scooter accidents are so common people become kidna of oblivious to them. I think it's only when someone got hurt did I ever see them call the police.
Okay, but how do so many people fail at controlling a vehicle that easier to drive than a bumper car? I would normally trust a retard to be safe on one of those things .
I think it has a lot to do with the stop and go traffic, slowing down and speeding up, while at the same time thinking you're Dale Earnhardt who can maneuver through people on somewhat cumbersome low powered scooters. It's why a majority of the accidents I saw ended up being minor fender benders or just laying a bike down. They are really just made for economics and not for performance, so they have shit power, shit steering, shit acceleration, etc.
I've noticed a troubling trend in FL: people don't wear shoes in public. I've seen more than an acceptable number of people going barefoot in parking lots and grocery stores. It's disgusting. And, a little funny considering that every other patient I've seen so far has diabetic neuropathy. Maybe it's time to put on some shoes, eh? For the non-diabetics with neuropathy, enjoy stepping on Grandma's soggy BandAid and catching Foot AIDS.
I'm just going to make a confession and move on. Every time I see TX had the last post in the Permanent Threads section, I quickly click on it hoping it was the Bikini Thread. Happy Tuesday Everyone. I'm also about to go see my 2nd movie in 5 days in a theatre, alone. Sometimes you just need to get shit down. Fast and Furious 6. Don't judge me. #CarpeDiem
I don't think thats a competition you want to win. Kind of like who's the oldest virgin on the board. (FYI its not Durabnite, he is in fact not a virgin if my memory serves me right.)
Why do people have this unwritten law where it's creepy and frowned upon to simply see a movie on your own in the theatre? I mean, just because I can't find any friends to go see Eat Pray Love doesn't mean I can't, like, see it five times in the theatre on my own..... right? It's like people assume you're a pervert if you go to the movies on your own. Just like back in tha day how everybody used to assume you were a pervert simply for driving a van.
Isn't an amateur hooker just a slut? Is she avoiding getting paid so she can hook over in Rio De Janiero for the 2016 Games?
Great. I always go to the movies by myself, which is probably why I haven't been in years. That, and almost always being able to find something to watch on satellite TV. I do NOT miss the rip-off prices that movie theaters charge for soft drinks or chocolates. Fucking price gougers. A box of Astros that's like $2 at the shop is suddenly $6 there just because? FUCK YOU. Those idiots still wonder why there's dwindling numbers of moviegoers here. Even the tickets have gotten so expensive now here (usually $10 a ticket - just 5 years ago, they were around half that price) that it's just cheaper to wait for the DVD of the film to hit the shelves. I reckon within twenty years there will be no cinemas here at all.
Right, I've only stadium hopped maybe twice but I was with a friend. I have seen a few movies alone and boy do you ever get the weirdo comments if you bring up the fact you went to see a movie by yourself.
I go to movie theaters by myself all the time, I don't see why people look down on it. I mean, who wants to jerk off with a friend right next to you?